Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Shoot-out  2013/07/29
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out...

Yo momma is as fat as a cow  2013/07/29
yo momma is so fat she says pow she turns into a fat ass cow..

Suicide  2013/07/29
yo mama is so stupid she tried commiting suicide by jumping out the basement window..

Ur mamma so hairy,........  2013/07/29
ur mamma so hairy,when u were born u got rug burns..

Yo mama so pretty  2013/07/29
Yo mama so pretty i failed to notice she was your father...

Doller jock  2013/07/28
Your mommas so fat when she sat on a dollar bill gorge Washington started to sing oh say c..

Let there be Light!  2013/07/28
Your mamma's so fat that berfore God could say "let there be light", hehad to tell her to ..

Yo mama's nose is so big  2013/07/28
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!..

Stuck  2013/07/28
Your mama is SO fat....she jumped in the air and got stuck!..

Yo mommas so fat  2013/07/28
Yo mommas so fat that she was standing at the corner waiting to cross the street and a cop..

Great wall of china  2013/07/28
your momma is so fat, if she were bricks she would be the great wall of china..

Your momma so stupid . . .  2013/07/28
your momma so stupid that she tried to drink a watermelon...

Your momma is...  2013/07/28
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twi..

Shorty  2013/07/28
your momma is so short she comedet suiside by juping off a curb..

Yo mama so dumb...  2013/07/28
Yo mama so stupid she can't tell the diffrence between shampoo and Shamu!..

Dumb person  2013/07/28
Yo momma so dumb they told her it was chilly outside so she went and got a bowl..

Your Mommas so hairy . . .  2013/07/28
Your Mommas so hairy, when she gave birth, it took the doctors a week to dig the baby out...

Ugly  2013/07/28
Your mama is SO ugly.....when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!..

Your mommaa is so fat that when.....  2013/07/28
Your Momma is so fat that when God said let there be light he told her to get out of the w..

phone  2013/07/28
yo mamas so fat when she gave me her wieght I thought it was her phone number..

Mommas Tits  2013/07/28
Your Momma is so old i slaped her back and her tits fell of..

Mobile numbers by shanice  2013/07/28
your momma so fat when she stood on a weighing scale it sed we dont take mobile numbers!!!..

So Nasty...  2013/07/28
Your mama's so nasty, when I talked to her on the phone, I got an earinfection!..

More Your Mommas  2013/07/28
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!Your Momma so dirty,..

On the Tv  2013/07/28
Your Mom is so stupid someone asked her how to get on tv and she said sit on it..

Your mom is so fat  2013/07/28
your momma is so fat she sleeps on two king size beds..

Yo momma so stupid, when she threw a grenade,...  2013/07/28
Yo momma so stupid, when she threw a grenade, i picked it up, pulled out the pin and threw..

Alphabits  2013/07/28
Your mommas so dumb, that when she tried to read her alphabits, they said "oooooo"..

House Under Water  2013/07/27
Whats funnier than an idiot who builds a house under water?Your momma trying to burn it do..

Wide open space  2013/07/27
Your mommas so fat hat when she bends over astronomers think its a black hole...

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