Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Yo mama is so nasty  2013/07/30
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection...

Aerial photo  2013/07/30
Yo mammas so fat, her high school yearbook picture is an aerial photograph...

Yuor mamma so fat  2013/07/30
your mamma so fat that when she fell a new universe was created..

Equatorial Belt  2013/07/30
Your mama is so fat, leather strap around her waist is calledthe Equatorial Belt...

YO MOMMA'S So OLD...  2013/07/30
Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!..

YO MOMMA IS...  2013/07/30
YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID WHEN SHE WORKED AT THE BURGER KING DRIVE-THRU, SHE ASKED, IS THIS OR..

You momma  2013/07/30
Your mommas so fat that when it she had her rain coat on, people started shouting "Taxi, t..

Yo Mamma is so ugly...  2013/07/30
Yo mamma is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest, they told her no pros allowed...

Hairy nibbles  2013/07/30
Yo Moma So Hairy She Grows Afros On Her Nipples..

Your Momma Jokes!!  2013/07/30
Your momma is so fat when she sat on a dollar bill it became change...

Yo mamma jokes  2013/07/30
yo mamas so fat she got stoped by the police for having 200lb of crack..

Yo moma so stupid  2013/07/30
yo momma so stupid i told her to go get me a color t.v and she said "what color"..

Mommas So Fat  2013/07/30
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!..

Whales and yo mama  2013/07/29
Your mama is so fat she was walking on the beach and some whales popped up and started sin..

Your momma is so fat she fell in the grand cannon and got stuck  2013/07/29
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Fat Shower  2013/07/29
Your mama is so fat she showers with diet soap...

The Liberty Bell  2013/07/29
Your mama is so fat that the Liberty Bell is now the secondlargest thing with a big crack...

Yo mama's inventions  2013/07/29
Yo Mama is so stupid, she invented glow-in-the-dark sunglasses,solar-powered flashlight, w..

Animal contral  2013/07/29
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Water momma  2013/07/29
Yo Momma is soo fat that when she jumps in the ocean everyone yells tsunumi..

Yo mama so old....  2013/07/29
Yo mama so old, she knew pizza hut when it was a tent...

YO MAMA SO  2013/07/29
DUM I TOLD HER IT WAS CHILLIE OUTSIDE SHE WENT IN GOT A BOWL..

Stupid mama  2013/07/29
Yo mama is so stupid she went to the local stupid contest and they said "Sorry ma'am no pr..

Ur momma so damn fat  2013/07/29
ur momma so fat it look like she pregnant from the front and in the bac..

All Your Mama  2013/07/29
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!Yo mama lips so big, Chap St..

Ha ha ha  2013/07/29
your mama is so dumd that she got run over by a parked car..

Yo momma realy fat  2013/07/29
your momma so fat she walked outside and got stuck.blam..

Stampede  2013/07/29
yo mam so fat she is astapede of one...

Your Momma/chef boyardee  2013/07/29
Your Momma is so fat thats why the only boyfriend she ever had was chef boyardee...

Yo Mama Head.....  2013/07/29
YO MAMA HEAD SO SMALL, SHE HAS TO USE A TEA BAG FOR A PILLOW!..

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