Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Mama..i love u  2013/08/01
MAMA...I LOVE U!!!..

Yo mom  2013/08/01
your mom is so fat ...............shes FAT..

Twinkie  2013/08/01
Yo mama so fat that she saw a school bus go by and she said "Hey, stop that twinkie!"..

Ya Mamma by MizMischief  2013/08/01
Yo mamma so fat that she got to iron her pants on the driveway..

Yo mama!!!  2013/08/01
yo mama is so fat she uses a sofa as tampax..

Rice  2013/07/31
Yo mammas hair is so short she has to roll her hair with rice...

Your mama is so fat  2013/07/31
Your mama is so fat when she put on yellow pants when she beant over her pants riped two ..

your momma so fat she dunks her vitamins in...  2013/07/31
your momma so fat she dunks her vitamins in brown gravy..

Your mamas so stupid  2013/07/31
your mamas so stupid she ran into a parked car...

You are so ......................  2013/07/31
you are so ugly you smell weird!..

Cusses  2013/07/31
yo mamma so fat when she turns around its her bday!!!!!!!!..

Yo mama's head so small  2013/07/31
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died...

Stupid  2013/07/31
yo Mama is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund...

Nasty Eater  2013/07/31
Yo mama so nasty, her favorite meal is chicken pox pie...

Your Momma...............  2013/07/31
Your Momma is so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everyone...

Yo mommas so old  2013/07/31
yo mommas so old her birth certificate says expired..

Your momma so skinny  2013/07/31
Your momma is so skinny, if she grows an afro she would look like a used Q-Tip...

Yo mammas phone number  2013/07/31
When yo mamma stepped on the scale she saw her phone number...

Yo mama is so bald  2013/07/31
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind..

Yo Mama!!!!!  2013/07/31
your mamas so fat her belt size is the equator...

Stupid mother  2013/07/31
your mama is so stupid that she bought a sheep and made it jump over her and realized that..

Bumberclot  2013/07/31
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*  2013/07/31
Yo mama is so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight...

Ugly momma  2013/07/30
your momma so ugly shes just ugly..

Ur Momma!!  2013/07/30
Ur momma is so fat, she uses a tree as a dildo!!..

Yo Momma is so fat...When she fell and broke...  2013/07/30
Yo Momma is so fat...When she fell and broke her leg, Gravy puored out..

Atlantic ocean  2013/07/30
Q: whats the difference between your mamma and the atlantic ocean?A: the atlantic ocean do..

Your mama so fat  2013/07/30
your mama so fat when she turns to the side she is still in the front..

MOTHER - IN - LAWS  2013/07/30
WHAT HAPPENS IF U MISS URE MOTHER-IN-LAW?SHOOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!..

Skinny Maxipad  2013/07/30
Yo mama is so skinny she uses a band-aid for a maxipad...

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