Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


yo momma so fat, when she jumped in the ocean...  2013/08/02
yo momma so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the tsunami came and knocked asia off the ma..

Hairier than Big Foot  2013/08/02
Your mama's so hairy, when she went camping, Big Foot stopped to take apicture of her...

Kool-Aide  2013/08/02
Yo mamma so fat she walked out in a red dress and everyone yelled kool-aide..

Yo mama so drunk  2013/08/02
yo mama so drunk that when she was at the bar last night she thought you were the bar tend..

Emptying Swimming Pools  2013/08/02
Your mama is so fat, when it comes time for people to empty their swimmingpools for winter..

Weiging in3  2013/08/02
the last tine your momma saw 90210 was on the scale...

Your mother  2013/08/02
Yo mama so fat after sex she smokes a turkey!..

Mamma  2013/08/02
Your mama so fat that when she wore a green costume they declared a newcontinent.Your mama..

Yo mama so fat....  2013/08/02
yo mama so fat the last time she seen 90210,was when she got on the scale..

Your mamma  2013/08/02
your mamma is so fat that she fell off the edge of the grand canyon and stoped before she ..

yo mamas so fat when she steped on a scale...  2013/08/02
yo mamas so fat when she steped on a scale and it broke!ha ha!!!..

Yo Moma so fat  2013/08/02
Yo Moma so fat, when you get on top of her, your ears pop. Yo Moma so fat, when she has se..

YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!!!  2013/08/02
YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT ON 1 SIDE OF THE PLANE THE OUTER SIDE WENT UP..

Yo mamma killed herself  2013/08/02
Yo mamma is so fat she fell back and her stomach smashed her head in...

Twinky!  2013/08/01
your momma is so fat that she saw a bus go by and yelled, twinky!..

Screen  2013/08/01
Your mama is so fat that she went to the theater and got a job as thescreen!..

Yo moma  2013/08/01
yo momaso dumb she got lost at the grocery store..

Yo mama so old  2013/08/01
yo mama so old i told her to act her age and the chick dropped dead..

Your momma so  2013/08/01
your mommas so old her birth certificate saysexpired..

We love to see u smile  2013/08/01
yo mommas so fat she sat on the arch a nd createdMcdonalds..

Yo mammas face..........  2013/08/01
yo mammas face is like a lion. big, hairy, and ulgy..

Your Momma shopping  2013/08/01
Your Momma is so fat she wanted to go to Walmart she stumbled over Kmart and landed right ..

That's unfair!  2013/08/01
A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment bythe devil. As he passed sulfuro..

The Ugly Baby  2013/08/01
Your Momma so ugly when she was born the doctor turned her around and said " Look Twins"...

Yo mama's house is so dirty  2013/08/01
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!..

Yo Mamma So Short  2013/08/01
yo mamma so short she played basketball with a coco puff and a cherrio..

Apsirin  2013/08/01
Your momma is so fat . . .She puts mayo on aspirin...

Shamu  2013/08/01
Yo mama is so fat that when you went on vacation to Sea World, the security guards arreste..

Yo mama and the Taxi  2013/08/01
Yo mama so fat that when she wore yellow clothes, a pedestrian yelled "Yo, taxi!"..

Your Mamma so ugly  2013/08/01
*Your mamma so ugly, the goverment made it a Constitutional Amendment banning her face..

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