Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Your Momma is so fat .. thats whay the only...  2013/08/04
Your Momma is so fat .. thats whay the only boyfriend she ever had was chef boyardee!..

Yo Mamma is so ugly  2013/08/04
yo Mamma is so ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for disturbing the ..

Whats Up?  2013/08/04
A kid walks up to his mom and asks "Whats up?"She answers:"Nothing but my Low Fat diet!"..

Pimp Jokes Bout YO MAMA  2013/08/03
Yo Mama so fat---she went to tha beach and tha bleached whales were singin WE R FAMALY EVE..

Your mamma is like a .......  2013/08/03
Your mamma is like a bowling ball..... picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter. and sh..

26 Lbs of Crack  2013/08/03
Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 26 Lbs of crack in her pants...

Yo mama and Ocean  2013/08/03
Yo mama so fat that when she went to jump in the ocean the ocean jump out and said, "No wa..

Yo Momma so stupid  2013/08/03
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door.Yo mama so stupid she thought an asp..

Fat like whales  2013/08/03
Your mama is so fat, she jumped into the ocean and the whales circledaround her and starte..

Crabs  2013/08/03
yo mama is so nasty she got kicked out of red lobster for bringin her own crabs!!!!!!!..

Sssplaaassshhh!!!  2013/08/03
Your momma so fat.That when she jumped into the ocean. She caused a global flooding...

Yo mamas so fat,  2013/08/03
your mamas so fat, bill gates couldnt pay for her lypo..

The Shower  2013/08/03
Your momma is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet doesnt get wet...

yo momma so old she was the dj at the Boston...  2013/08/03
yo momma so old she was the dj at the Boston Tea party!..

yo mamma is so fat when she halls ass she...  2013/08/03
yo mamma is so fat when she halls ass she has tomake two trips..

Your Mamas Good Side  2013/08/03
Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side..

We saw you  2013/08/03
you my weighs so much when you she goes in a lift the only opions down..

Wheel of disfortune  2013/08/03
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa seven!..

Fat and Slutty  2013/08/03
Yo mama's so fat, when she got liposuction, she drowned thedoctor.Yo mama's so slutty, the..

Yo! mamma  2013/08/03
your mamma step on a scale and it said to be continued...

Yo mams so stupid  2013/08/03
yo mams so stupid when someone said it was chile out she brought a bowl..

Dinosaur sh**  2013/08/03
your mama is so brown when she sat down she looked like a pile of dinousaur shit..

Short jokes  2013/08/03
Yo Momma is soo short she has to reach up to tie her shoes..

Yo mamma!  2013/08/02
Yo mama so fat,she dont have periods,she has exclamation points!..

Ur mamma so hairy,...  2013/08/02
ur mamma so hairy,when u were bron u got rug burns..

your mamma is so fat she uses the equator...  2013/08/02
your mamma is so fat she uses the equator as a belt...

yu mammmmmaaaa so dumb this is a mammmmmaaaa....  2013/08/02
yu mammmmmaaaa so dumb this is a mammmmmaaaa...

mama jokes  2013/08/02
yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed 2 commercialsyo mamas so stupid..

Something's Fishy  2013/08/02
Your mama is SO STUPID, she tried to DROWN a FISH!! Your mam is SO POOR, I went outside to..

Quarterback  2013/08/02
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund...

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