Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Your mammas beefy  2013/08/05
your mammas ass is so big her crap over flowed the toilet without flushing it!!11..

Old, poor greasy mama  2013/08/05
Yo mama is so old her toothbrush is a rock!Yo mama is so poor she has to put free samples ..

Your mammas so ugly  2013/08/05
your mammas so ugly she entered a ugly contest and they sed no profesionals please..

That fat rat  2013/08/05
YOUR MOMA IS SO FAT................... THAT WHEN SHE SITS ON A RAINBOW SKITTLES COME OUT....

Mammas breath  2013/08/05
yo mammas breath is so bad, I can SEE the words comming out of her mouth..

Yo mamma...  2013/08/05
yo mama like a bag of potato chipsfri-to-lay yo mama like a tv even a 2 year old can turn ..

New country  2013/08/05
yo mamma so fat when she was floating in the ocean spain called her for a new world!!!..

Your mommas so thick  2013/08/05
your mommas so thick she tripped over a cordless phone..

Your Mommas SOOOOOO fat  2013/08/05
Your Mommas sooooooooo fat that when she put on a yellow raincoat some guy screamed TAXI !..

I'm so fat..  2013/08/05
"You know why I'm so fat? Cause every time I fuck your mama, she bakes mea cake!"..

Super Man  2013/08/05
Your mama is so fat when she was born it took super man to pull her out...

yo moma so fat, se fell in the grand cayon...  2013/08/05
yo moma so fat, se fell in the grand cayon ,and got stuck...

Four quick insults  2013/08/05
your aim is so bad u threw for the floor and missed!your armpits smell so bad the teacher ..

Your Mamma So OLD  2013/08/04
your mamma sooooo old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade.your mamma is SSSOOOOOOO OLD s..

Yo momma's SO fat....  2013/08/04
yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose..

Yo momma is so........  2013/08/04
yo momma is so big fat and clumsy when she tried to go to wal-mat she tripped over k-mart ..

Yo momma is so poor  2013/08/04
yo mama is so poor i lit a ciggarette and she sang "clap your hands, stomp your feet, prai..

Poontang  2013/08/04
yo mamma so ugly that when she was born the doctor pushed her back up the poontang...

Yo Mama and airplanes  2013/08/04
your mama so fat she can use airplanes as toys..

Yo mama is so dark  2013/08/04
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent...

Let go my eggo  2013/08/04
Your momma so fat she make freewilly look like a ticktack..

Cheese  2013/08/04
Your mama is old when you squeeze her tits cheese comes out...

Ur momma is so stupid  2013/08/04
ur momma is so stupid...she tried to drown a fish..

Free Willie  2013/08/04
Yo mamma is so fat, she makes Free Willie look like a tic tac...

Your mommas so fat......  2013/08/04
your momma is soo fat the only thing stopping her from going to jenny craig is the door...

Yo mamas  2013/08/04
yo mamas so bald mr.cleans jealous.yo mamas so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales ..

Yo Mama Genesis  2013/08/04
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said "Let there be light" he immediately said to her "..

1st grade  2013/08/04
Yo mama so old that she sat behind Moses in the 1st grade...

yeast  2013/08/04
Yo mama is so poor the last time she made bread was when she had a Yeast infection..

Catch the Bus  2013/08/04
Your momma is so fat . . .When she walks down the street in a yellow raincoat, people chas..

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