Yo momma jokes
Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.
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The meal 2013/08/07 Your Momma iz so dumb she bought hamberger helper and thought it came with a helper.. Yo momma's so fat! 2013/08/07 Yo momma's so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!.. Railroad 2013/08/07 Your momma is like arailroad track, laid all over... Your is so ugly 2013/08/07 your so ugly your mama had you, now we know she ugly!.. Your Grandna 2013/08/07 Your grandna so old her socailsecuity number is one.. Your daddy is soo bald 2013/08/07 Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtle-neck he looks like a broken condom!.. Parkingmeter 2013/08/06 your momas so stupid she put 25c in a parkingmeter and said wheres my gumball.. Yo Mama's Like the Pilsbury Doughboy 2013/08/06 Yo Mama's like the Pilsbury Doughboy. Everybody wants to poke her... Dg6 2013/08/06 Your mammas but is so big when she sits down she is three feet tall.. Field Goal 2013/08/06 The gap between your mama's teeth is so wide, people don't know if theyshould smile or kic.. Yo Momma Cracks 2013/08/06 Yo momma so old she co-wrote the ten commandments.Yo momma so old Jesus signed her yearboo.. Your mummus 2013/08/06 your mummas so old she sat next to jesus in the 3rd grade.. Ur mamma so fat 2013/08/06 ur mamma so fat that when she fell a new universe was created.. yo mam soooooo fat 2013/08/06 Yo mama is soooooooooo fat thatwhen she hits her thigh it makes a HUGEwave... Yo Momma's So Fat 2013/08/06 Yo momma's so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!.. your mama so stupid 2013/08/06 Your mama so stupid, she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch.Your mama so stupid, I tol.. Holiday Inn 2013/08/06 Your mom is like Holiday Inn. Kids eat free!.. Your mammas so.. 2013/08/06 your mammas so fat she has more chins then a chinese phone book.. YOOOO MAAAMMAAA 2013/08/06 ya mamma is so fat when she went the beach whales came and stated singing we are family do.. Yo mamas like a hockey player.... 2013/08/06 your mama is like a hockey player...she doesnt change her pad for three periods.. Your MOMA is so FAT! 2013/08/06 Your MOMA is so Fat, she fills up the Tub, and then turns on the water!.. SMELL 2013/08/06 YO MAMAS SO STANKY SHE HAD TO TAKE A CRAP IN HELL AND GOD SAYS MAN WHAT THE HELL IS THAT S.. Miracle Whip 2013/08/06 Your momma is like miracle whip, she spreads for bread... Rainbow 2013/08/05 your momma so fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out!.. Get Out of The Car 2013/08/05 Your momma so fat when she steped on the scale it said please get out of the car... Yo mamma is so fat 2013/08/05 Yo mamma is so fat when she fell she made the grand canyon... Yo mamma is so big 2013/08/05 yo mamma is so big she uses the world as a basketball.. YA MOMMA SO OLD......................................... 2013/08/05 Ya momma so old ,when she fart dust come out her but... Dynotopia 2013/08/05 yo mamma so fat and ugly she plays in dynotopia......... and she is all the dinosaurs.. Your mama godzilla 2013/08/05 Your mammas so fat when she layed a green turd all the chinese screamed "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! G.. Total:
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