Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Faster than speed of light  2013/08/08
whats faster than the speed of light yo mama chasin after a 5cent coin rolin down the hill..

15 yo mamas  2013/08/08
1.yo mama so short she has to get a running start to get on the toilet seat 2.yo mama so f..

Your mom  2013/08/08
Yo mama was fired from the sperm bank because she got caught drinking on the job!..

Prunes  2013/08/08
Yo mama tiddys so dry and old man jumped on them and said dinner..

Yo mamma so black  2013/08/08
yo mamma so black, she stepped out the car and the oil light came on..

your mommas so stuipd she put a penny in a...  2013/08/08
your mommas so stuipd she put a penny in a gum ball machine and watied for change..

BVD  2013/08/08
Your momma is so fat . . .She put on her BVDs and it spelled "Boulevard"...

M and M's  2013/08/08
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order...

The Fisherman  2013/08/08
What do you call the best fisherman?A master baiter...

Get out of heaven  2013/08/08
your momma is so ugly that god did not let her in heaven...

Central Heat  2013/08/08
Your mama is so stupid when a robber tried to burn your house down, shesaid, "Clap your ha..

Ass Wipe  2013/08/08
Your Mama's so FAT,she had to use the bed sheets to wipe her ass!!..

Cars  2013/08/08
Your momma is so stupid when she went to go pick up her Masserati she said "Wheres my hotw..

Shamoo  2013/08/08
the last time yo mama went to the aquarium in black a worker pushed her in and said "stop ..

Yur mommas so tuby  2013/08/08
ya moms so fat she looks lik a y r u readin dis joke ya freak...

Yo mammas so hairy.......  2013/08/08
yo momma is so hairy that she makes big foot look shaved!!!..

yo mamas like a chinies buffet all you can...  2013/08/07
yo mamas like a chinies buffet all you can eat for 4.99..

Your mama so big....  2013/08/07
your mamma so big she pokes two holes in a hefty bag and attaches a ratchet strap for a g-..

Coolaid man  2013/08/07
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE CAME OUTSIDE WITH A RED SHIRT ON EVERY BODY THOUGHT SHE WAS TH..

Your mamma is so stupid...  2013/08/07
Your mamma is so stupid she got locked in a toilet and shat herself!..

Dumbo  2013/08/07
Your momma s dume she triped over a cordless phone...

You so po  2013/08/07
you so po i came to your house stepped on a cigarette and yourmomma says there go the heat..

your mother is so ugly that when she stuck...  2013/08/07
your mother is so ugly that when she stuck her head out the window the police arrested he..

Plop position  2013/08/07
1 Your mama's so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around her!2 Y.M.S.F her job is sp..

Faty momma  2013/08/07
yo momma is so fat when she falls they have to put it in slow motion for us to see..

You Might Be A Redneck...  2013/08/07
What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?'Hey y'all... Watch this!'How..

Mexican Bandit  2013/08/07
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing..

Yo mama...  2013/08/07
so fat that every time she turns around it's here birthday.so fat that she wears a microwa..

Yo! momma  2013/08/07
What does your momma and eggs have in common?They get laid all the time...

A bunch of insults  2013/08/07
I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.When you pa..

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