Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


YO MOMMAS SO POOR  2013/08/10
yo momma is so poor you stepped on a cockroach and she said there goes your food...

The Drink  2013/08/10
Yo Mama is So Fat, When People Yell Koolaide She Comes Crashing Through The Wall...

Your E. T. Mamma  2013/08/10
Yo mamma so fat she would have been in E. T. but when she flew across the moon her fat ass..

Yo mama is so fat that she uses a vcr as a beeper  2013/08/10
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your momma so fat i have to roll over twice...  2013/08/10
your momma so fat i have to roll over twice just to get on the other side..

YOUR MOMS SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT IN HER CAR POT HOLE. 'KNOW WONDER THERES SO MANY OF THEM"  2013/08/10
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Ur mamma  2013/08/10
ur mamma is so nasty that she made speed stick slow down..

Around The World In ...  2013/08/09
Your momma is so fat . . .She was the first person to go around the world in 80 meals...

yo mamma is so stupid she asked me what kind...  2013/08/09
yo mamma is so stupid she asked me what kind of pants i had and i said guess and then she ..

Yo Momma So Poor  2013/08/09
Yo Momma sooooo Poor that when her house caught on fire she went onto the roof, started cl..

YO MOMMA SO POOR.  2013/08/09
YO MOMMA SO POOR SHE PUT A CANDY BAR IN THE LELL WAY...

Yo mommas so fat....  2013/08/09
Your mommas so fat when she lays down on a beach everyone runs around her screaming" FREE ..

Moving Around  2013/08/09
You are so poor I was walking to my house and I saw your mom moving a trashcan. I asked he..

Eqwater  2013/08/09
your moma is so fat her belt size is the eqwater..

Yo mama's head so large  2013/08/09
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts...

Recess  2013/08/09
yo mamma so dumb she failed recess..

Yo mamma so dumb  2013/08/09
your mamma so dumb she got locked in wal-mart and still starved to death!..

Osama bin Laden and Bush  2013/08/09
Why isn't Osama bin Laden getting and sex...?Because everytime he spreads their legs he se..

Yo mama is so flat  2013/08/09
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!..

Yo momma is so bald  2013/08/09
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Yo Mamma so fat...  2013/08/09
Yo Mamma is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow Skittles popped out!..

Yo mama so stupid she.....  2013/08/09
yo mamma is so stupid, she triped ova a portable phone..

Flip Flops  2013/08/09
Your mama is so fat, she walked out the door this morning withhigh-heels, and came back wi..

Yo mama is so greasy  2013/08/09
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her..

Your mommas teeth so yellow........  2013/08/09
your mommas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people frown..

Your momma is so black  2013/08/09
YOUR MOMMA IS SO BLACK THAT SHE CAN WORK FOR THAT OREOS FACTORY!..

Yellow dress  2013/08/08
your momma so fat that she wore a yellow dress to the airport,she stepped on a piece of pa..

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow  2013/08/08
Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!..

Yo mama is so dumb  2013/08/08
yo mamas so dumb yo mamas so dumb- she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnet..

So far  2013/08/08
your mammas so fat even god couldnt lift her spirits..

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