Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Small little joke  2013/08/11
Your so ugly your mom droped you off at school and got arestedfor litttering.YOur mommas s..

Yo Mamma is.....  2013/08/11
Yo mamma is so fat, when school busses drive by, she yells "Twinkies"!Yo mamma is so dumb,..

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?  2013/08/11
"How many can you afford?"It only takes one to change your bulb...to his.Two. One to chang..

Bathroom  2013/08/11
yo mamma is so stupid she got looked in the bathroom and pissed her self..

Fat Fingers  2013/08/11
Your Momma is so fat she has a rollex for each finger...

yo mama so fat she cant even jump to conclusion...  2013/08/11
yo mama so fat she cant even jump to conclusion..

Jif  2013/08/11
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif...

Yo mommas like  2013/08/11
yo mommas like the town bicycle, every ones had a ride..

Your Momma so stupid they said it was chilly outside she went to get a bowl.  2013/08/11
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A Hicky On The Ground  2013/08/11
Your mama so fat she gives the ground a hicky every time she does a split...

Mama's Fat  2013/08/11
Yo mama so fat that when she volunteered to clean the cages at the zoo, people walked by a..

Your mama's so stupid...  2013/08/11
Your mama's so stupid she failed a blood test.Your mama's so stupid she was run over by a ..

Your mamas butt  2013/08/11
your mamas ass is so big when she sits down shes 2 feet taller..

Sign  2013/08/11
your mammas so fat on april fools day instaed of a kick me sign they put wide turn..

Nailed A Sticker  2013/08/11
Your mama is so stupid, she nailed a sticker to the wall...

Yo mama and the fish & Yo mama and the kids  2013/08/11
yo mama is so dumb, she tried to drown a fish in wateryo mama is so big, when she walked o..

Baptism  2013/08/10
Your mamma is so fat . . .She had to get baptized at SeaWorld...

Shorties  2013/08/10
yo mommais so short she can comit suecid by jumping off a curb!..

Your moma is stupid she bit into a bus and said where is the cream filling  2013/08/10
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Free Samples  2013/08/10
Yo mama so dumb she took free samples back to the store for arefund...

Parked car  2013/08/10
yo mama is so dumb she got hit by a speeding parked car going 0mph..

Things NOT to say to try to complament a 6th Grade  2013/08/10
1.) Did you know that you wig almost looks real?2.) So were you born this ugly or is it a ..

fat albert  2013/08/10
Yo mama so fat that Fat Albert turned her down...

Right guard  2013/08/10
your momma is so nasty, she makes right guard go left...

Dam u fat  2013/08/10
your mamma so fat when she got on the scale it said to be continued..

Yo mumma  2013/08/10
your momma is so dumb she sat on the t.v and watched the sofayour momma is so stupid when ..

Joke ville  2013/08/10
yo momma is so fat look`s like see is trying to smugel land rover.yo momma is so thick see..

Your mommas so stupid  2013/08/10
she tryed to put m&ms in alfabetical order..

The Funniest Joke in the World  2013/08/10
This is the funniest joke in the world you ready....here goes...There were these six men....

Chilly  2013/08/10
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ranout with a spoon!..

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