Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


FAT MOMS  2013/08/13
YOUR MAMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN LOVE SHE BROKE IT..

yo mamas so fat  2013/08/13
yo mamas so fat you can make a coat out of her belly button lint..

Yo Momma So Fat She....  2013/08/13
Yo Momma So Fat She Fat!..

Ur mama so fat that.......  2013/08/13
your mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale...

Yo momma so old  2013/08/13
Yo momma so old when she farts dust comes out...

So Black  2013/08/13
Yo mama is so black...that when she went to a night class they marked her absent!..

Your mama so poor  2013/08/13
yo mama is so poor that she ate cereal with a fork to save milk...

Vacume  2013/08/13
yo mamma iz like a vacume cleaner she sucks,she blows,and gets laid in the clazet..

Beaver  2013/08/13
yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the dogs tail we had to call him beaver..

Vacation  2013/08/12
Your mama is so fat that people go on vacation to the other side of her...

Yo mama and Michael  2013/08/12
Yo mama so ugly, she has to stand beside Michael Jackson just to look normal...

Yo momma is so fat!!  2013/08/12
Yo momma is so fat it took two trains and a bus to get to her good side!..

Your Moma At KFC  2013/08/12
Your Moma is so fat , when she went to KFC and ordered a bucket of chicken and they asked ..

Hanmeister  2013/08/12
yo mama so fat every time she crossd the road she made traffic..

your momma is so stupid she got ran over by...  2013/08/12
your momma is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car..

your momma is so ugly,her teeth put the sun...  2013/08/12
your momma is so ugly,her teeth put the sun out of buisness...

Burning Rubber  2013/08/12
Your momma is like a race car . . .She burns four rubbers a day...

Your ma,ma  2013/08/12
Your ma,ma is so fat that she fell in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World...

Ugly mom  2013/08/12
your momma is so ugly when she goes to the zoo they say to youer dad delievery is around b..

Yo mommas so skinny  2013/08/12
Yo momma`s so skinny,the toothpicks are jealous of her!!!..

Too fat  2013/08/12
your mammas so fat,that she had to go through the car wash twice to get completely cleen!..

Garbage Can  2013/08/12
Yo momma so poor, I saw her diggin in a trash can. When I asked her what she was doin, she..

Fat baby momma  2013/08/12
Your momma is vso fat tha when she was a baby in world war 2 , people used her as an air r..

T.V. Mama  2013/08/12
Yo mama so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch...

UR MOMMA BY ASHLEY  2013/08/12
Your momma is so poor she lit a match and the roches started to sing, "CLAP YOUR HANDS STO..

1 stupid mama  2013/08/12
yo mama is so stupid instead of locking her keys in the car she locked herself in and coul..

Yo mamma so cheap...  2013/08/12
Your Momma is so cheap that when I saw her digging in the trash can, I said,"What are you ..

Race Car  2013/08/12
Your mama is like a race car she burn fifty rubbers a day...

Mexico  2013/08/12
Your mama is so fat that when she farted she made Mexico..

Your mama's so poor  2013/08/11
Your mama's so poor... The mice tripped her and the roaches stole herwallet.Your mama's so..

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