Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


M&M joke  2013/08/15
jo mama so stupid she though the sun was a big yellow M&M..

Your mama so fat and ugly, when she was in...  2013/08/15
Your mama so fat and ugly, when she was in the shower, the number one director in America,..

2 weeks to die if u dont read them  2013/08/15
yo momma is so stupid she thuaght she comited suiside while jumping of a curb..

Mama groove  2013/08/15
Yo mama so little when she jumped off the curve the police said no bungy jumping...

Momma joke  2013/08/14
your mama is so fat,she has to go to a auto park just to get her nails clipped...

YO MOMMA IS SO OLD SHE WAS THE FIRST CAVEWOMEN  2013/08/14
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Sat on a Rainbow  2013/08/14
Your mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and it popped out Skittles...

Battery  2013/08/14
Your mamas so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing, "We are family....

Grand canyon  2013/08/14
yo mamma is so fat she makes the grand canyon look small!!!!!!!..

yo mammas so fat she sat on a quater and squeezed...  2013/08/14
yo mammas so fat she sat on a quater and squeezed a buger out of geroge washingtons nose...

To dumb to watch t.v.  2013/08/14
Your momma is so dumb she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch...

So fat!!!!  2013/08/14
yo mammas so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck...

The Baby Quiz  2013/08/14
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?A: With any luck, right after he fi..

Yo mama is so fat....  2013/08/14
Your Mama is so fat when you have sex with her it is like throwing a hot dog down a hallwa..

You So Ugly  2013/08/14
you so ugly when yo mama dropped you off at school she got a ticket for littering..

Your momma is so fat...  2013/08/14
Your momma is so fat that when she sat on a quarter, boogers came out of George Washington..

Jenny Craig  2013/08/14
Your mama is so fat that Jenny Craig turned her down...

So ulgy  2013/08/14
Your mama is so ugly when she walks in a bank she brakes the servalance camares..

Ugly!!!  2013/08/14
Yo momma so every time people see her they the circus is in town..

Messed up teeth  2013/08/14
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!..

Before light could be made  2013/08/14
Before god could make light, he had to tell her to get her fat ass out of the way!..

Your mommas like...  2013/08/14
your mommas like a race car burnes four rubbers a day..

Your Muma  2013/08/14
Your muma is so fat she falls out of both sides of the bed...

Yo Mama is so fat...  2013/08/13
Yo mama is so fat that she uses the expressway as a slip and slide..

Burger King  2013/08/13
Your momma is so old . . .She knew Burger King when he was a prince!..

Dog  2013/08/13
Your mamma so fat she stepped on the dogs tail and now the dog is a beaver..

Scale  2013/08/13
Your mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said "to be continued."Your mama'..

The best momma joke ever!!!!  2013/08/13
ha ha u guys thought that this was a joke I(" ")..

Yore momma is so dum  2013/08/13
yore momma is so dum she wint to the 50 sents conserd and she brog a bag a pennys wit her..

Yo ugly fat mama  2013/08/13
-yo mama is so fat, everyone at the park huddled under her for shade-yo mama is so fat, sh..

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