Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Your Mamas so fat  2013/08/16
Your Mamas so fat...when I bring home the groceries, I have to hire a rodio clown to distr..

Dang  2013/08/16
your mama so fat, that when she was compared to the Titanic she made it look like a sailbo..

Yo mama cooks  2013/08/16
yo mama cooks so bad they pray after they eat!..

Your mom is soooo fat...  2013/08/16
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!..

Hunting  2013/08/16
Your momma is so hairy, when she stands naked the kids say "Lets go hunting."..

Your mama so fat....................  2013/08/16
Your mama so fat when she walked over the run-way, all the airoplanes had to stop.All the ..

Your mama is so ugly  2013/08/16
Your mama is so ugly she made a blind kid cry..

Yo momma is so fat...2  2013/08/16
yo momma is so fat that wen her beper started beping evribody thought she was backing up..

Bowling  2013/08/16
Your mommas so round her favorite sport is bowling because all she has too do is role arou..

Your Mama Like...  2013/08/16
Yo mama like a Big Mac. Big,Tasty, and only cost 99 cents.Yo mama like a blanket. She only..

GROSERY STORE  2013/08/16
YOUR MAMA IS SO DUMB, WHEN SHE GOT LOCKED IN AGROSERY STORE SHE STARVED TO DEATH...

Yo mamma so hairy  2013/08/16
Your mammas so hairy she was a double for the movie Tarzan...

yo mama so stupid she threw a rock a the ground...  2013/08/16
yo mama so stupid she threw a rock a the ground and miss..

Your Mama So Ugly...  2013/08/16
Your mama so ugly when she joined an uglyness contest, they said"Sorry, no professionals."..

80 days  2013/08/16
Yo mama is so fat that Jackie Chan couldn't go around her in 80 days...

Yo mama Osama  2013/08/16
Yo mama so ugly she could scare Osama Bin Laden out of hiding...

Your Mamma so poor...  2013/08/16
Your momma so poor, we she stepped on her cigarette bud, she asked "who turned off the lig..

Coke Machine  2013/08/16
Yo mama is like a coke machine--50 cent and you get the real thing...

Yo mamma is....  2013/08/15
Yo Mama is so stupid the first time she used a vibrater she cracked her 2 front teeth..

Yo mama's so fat......  2013/08/15
Her clothes come in three sizes. Extra Large, Jumbo, and OH MYGOD, IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!..

Bathroom Mirror  2013/08/15
Your mama is so ugly your father put the bathroom mirror insidethe medicine cabinet...

Thats a ugly .........damn!!!!!!!!!!1  2013/08/15
wait.u just now said my momma ugly? .well yo momma so ugly she mke my momma look like hall..

Money  2013/08/15
Your mommas so fat when she sat on a doller bill blood came out of george washingtons nose..

The rock  2013/08/15
Yo mommas so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed...

Yo mama is so hairy  2013/08/15
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock...

Ya mama so fat  2013/08/15
Your mama is so fat that she has to use the planets to play checkers...

Making skittles  2013/08/15
yo moma is so fat when she sits on a rainbow she makes skittles..

Yo mama....  2013/08/15
yo mama so dumb, that when her radio batteries died she buried them..

Redneck Etiquette  2013/08/15
- Redneck Driving Etiquette -Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun..

Record Skips  2013/08/15
Your mama's so fat when she dances the record skips...at the radio station...

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