Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Yo mamma so ugly...  2013/08/18
Yo mamma is so ugly that when she was born the doctor pushed it back up the poontang...

Ure momma  2013/08/18
ure mum is so dumb she climbed over da glass wall to see wat was on the ove side..

Your mamas so fat.....  2013/08/18
your mamas so fat, when she walked on to a big yellow school bus she said wheres the cream..

Track  2013/08/18
Yo Momma is so dumb that when you told her you whanted to join track she said, but you can..

Big butt  2013/08/18
Your mama is so fat, her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a slopbucket...

Yo mamma is so fat........;  2013/08/18
Yo mamma so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids she said "finally a decent si..

yo momma so stupid she got locked in gallery...  2013/08/18
yo momma so stupid she got locked in gallery funiture and slept on the floor..

The Club  2013/08/18
Your mama is so fat, at night your daddy has the put The Club on thefridge...

Your mammy  2013/08/18
Your mammys so fat that she has to use the highway for her slip in slide..

Change  2013/08/18
Yo mama so fat she steped on a dollar and made change..

your momma is so fat she made the one-size-...  2013/08/18
your momma is so fat she made the one-size-fits-all store go out of business...

Curb  2013/08/18
Your Momma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a curb!..

Ventriloquist  2013/08/18
A young ventriloquist is touring the Southwest and stops to entertain in an Arkansas bar. ..

Yo moma's like...  2013/08/18
Yo momma like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her awayYo momma like a ..

We don't sell to blondes  2013/08/18
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this T..

Burger Prince  2013/08/18
Your mama is so old she knew Burger Prince!..

Yo mama so tall...  2013/08/17
Yo mama so tall she did a cartwheel and hit Jesus...

Mountain Dew  2013/08/17
Yo mama's so stupid she tried climbing Mountain Dew...

Yo mumma so fat  2013/08/17
yo mumma so fat, she got run ova by a parked car..

Yo mamma so ugly.....  2013/08/17
Yo mamma so ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for mooning...

Yo mamma smells  2013/08/17
Your mamma smells so bad she made Right Guard turn left, Speed Stick slowdown, and Sure tu..

your momma is so fat, that her first word...  2013/08/17
your momma is so fat, that her first word was OINK!..

So Dry  2013/08/17
Your mama's pussy so dry even the crabs carry a canteen...

dicks  2013/08/17
YOUR MAMMA IS SO UGLY she made the doctor pass out and it wasat her check up !!!! Now all..

Momma 90210  2013/08/17
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.comeback- ya but you where..

YO MOMMA SO HAIRY  2013/08/17
YO MOMMA IS SO HAIRY SHE GOT AFROS ON HER NIPPLES !..

Gas at Grand Canyon  2013/08/17
Yo mama is so Gasey she went to the Grand Canyon and farted, and now it'snot so Grand any ..

Asphalt  2013/08/17
Your momma so dumb she though asphalt was a butt disease!..

Yo momma so fat .....  2013/08/17
Yo momma so fat,that when she jumped into the ocean, the whales sang"We are family,eventho..

Your Mama in Swimming Pool  2013/08/16
Your mama is so fat that she uses up 3 lanes at the swimming pool...

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