Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Yo momma so fat or ugly  2013/07/18
by:patrick Osullivanyo momma so fat,- she went to the theatre and sat next to everybody-sh..

Your mama  2013/07/18
Your mama so hairy, King Kong was jealous. Your mama so fat, she uses the I-5 as a slip an..

Mommy  2013/07/18
ur momma is so fat when she throws up a whole cows comes out..

Your momma  2013/07/18
hey get off the your momma jokes because i just got off yours..

Yo Mommas so fat!  2013/07/18
yo mammas so fat, the telephone companygave her TWO area codes!..

Buttered teeth  2013/07/18
yo moma teeth so yellow when she colse her mouth her stomach light up...

Docter docter  2013/07/18
your mama is ssssooooo ugly that the docter slaped your grandmother for having her..

comback  2013/07/18
You'll never be the man your mamma was!..

So Stupid  2013/07/18
Yo mama's so stupid she rents a car so she can go to the dealership to steal a car...

So Fat  2013/07/18
Yo mama's so fat when she ate a salad the world's rainforests went extinct...

Lika a Pirate  2013/07/18
Yo mama's like a broke-as* pirate 'cuz she's got no booty and she's looking for her ex...

Yo mama so poor  2012/05/17
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was d..

Yo mama so fat......  2012/05/17
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.Yo mama is..

Yo Mama so old  2012/05/17
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired'Yo mama so old she ran track with the d..

Yo mama so dumb....  2012/05/17
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail"..

Yo mamma  2012/05/17
Yo mamma is so nasty, she puts salt water down her pants to keep the crabs freshYo mamma i..

he sequense!  2012/05/17
Someone going to work sees a crowd of people walking. Looking at the beginning of course, ..

Your Mama So Fat  2012/05/17
The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.I had to take a train and two buses jus..

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