Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


You celebrate Groundhog Day because  2013/07/06
You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.Your kid takes a siphon hose to show..

U might be a rednck if...  2013/07/06
u work out side with out your shirt on and so does your husband..

You're a redneck ... you stand under the  2013/07/06
You're a redneck if....You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and ..

Secret Gov't Project Revealed...  2013/07/06
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a proj..

Dearest Redneck Son  2013/07/06
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.We don't live where we did when y..

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented b  2013/07/05
How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck?If it was invented by anyone..

Git-r-done  2013/07/05
my sister she has moles. and i cant find my remote so whata do.....................go to m..

You might be a redneck if... tooth  2013/07/05
You've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle...

Twenty questions  2013/07/05
There are two rednecks in a field:bobby joe: "hey, you wanna play twenty questions?"billy ..

You're a redneck ... the first words out  2013/07/05
You're a redneck if.... The first words out of your mouth every time you seefriends are "H..

You're a redneck ... you have to go  2013/07/05
You're a redneck if.... You have to go outside to get something out of the'fridge...

Your wife has ever burned  2013/07/05
Your wife has ever burned out an electric razor.Your birth announcement included the word ..

You have got more bumper  2013/07/05
You have got more bumper stickers than children.our wife has ever taken two pairs of shoes..

Kicking around the farm  2013/07/05
Billy is a poor boy, lives on a farm, gets made fun of at school, and does'nt have any fr..

Is he dead?  2013/07/05
A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. He..

You're a redneck ... you wrote in Richard  2013/07/05
You're a redneck if .... You wrote in Richard Petty's name on a presidentialballot...

You think Old Yeller is  2013/07/05
You think Old Yeller is a movie about your brother's tooth.You watch Little House on the P..

You know u you are a redneck?  2013/07/05
You might be a redneck if you go to a dance, and they say do the ho down and you throw you..

Redneck Driver's License Application  2013/07/05
Redneck Driver's License Application...Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: __..

Your birth announcement included the  2013/07/05
Your birth announcement included the word "rug rat".You've ever hitchhiked naked.You're tu..

Redneck Duck Hunting  2013/07/05
A redneck was getting in his truck and a trooper pulled up and asked him, if he had a hunt..

You're a redneck ... redman sends you a  2013/07/04
You're a redneck if.... Redman sends you a Christmas card...

Old Zeek  2013/07/04
Here in the Kentucky hills, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Ol'Zeek decided to..

Sad!  2013/07/04
There was once a hillbilly who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun ..

Give Budda a chance  2012/05/21
It was graduation night at Cox High School and they were about halfway through the ceremon..

Three Men from Canad  2012/05/21
Two men from Canada were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of c..

When you run out of  2012/05/21
When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.Your screen door has no screen.Your b..

Redneck Christmas Shopping  2012/05/21
You know your a redneck if you go shopping for your mother, sister and aunt and only buy o..

Your lifetime goal is to  2013/07/04
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.Someone asks to see your ID and you show th..

You're a redneck ... the directions to your  2013/07/04
You're a redneck if.... The directions to your house include "turn off thepaved road"...

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