Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


Questions and answers selected from tests in Sprin  2013/07/07
Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to16 year old st..

Tasties in a Half Shell  2013/07/07
Why did God invent armadillos? So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half-shell..

Charlie Daniels is your commencement  2013/07/07
Charlie Daniels is your commencement speaker.After the divorce you still call your Ex "Cuz..

There is more oil in  2013/07/07
There is more oil in your cap than in your car.You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fi..

Redneck Fishing Secrets  2013/07/07
Two rednecks are fishing on their respective sides of the crick.Just as soon as one rednec..

You're a redneck ... your dad walks you  2013/07/07
You're a redneck if.... Your dad walks you to school because you are both inthe same grade..

You're a redneck ... you think god looks  2013/07/07
You're a redneck if ....You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven look..

You're a redneck ... on your first date  2013/07/07
You're a redneck if.... On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrowthe keys to th..

36 things you'll never hear from a Redneck!  2013/07/07
36 things you'll never hear from a Redneck... 1. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"2. ..

Your gay  2013/07/07
your gay..

Redneck Baby  2013/07/07
You might be a redneck if your baby's first wordswere, "Attention, K-mart shoppers."..

You're a redneck ... after removing the empty  2013/07/07
You're a redneck if .... After removing the empty beer cans from your car, youfind that it..

You're a redneck ... you ever took a  2013/07/07
You're a redneck if.... You ever took a six-pack to a job interview...

Virgina Girl  2013/07/06
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father said 'No Way! Y..

THE SKUL  2013/07/06
HOW DO U KNOW WHAT A 500 YAER OLD SKUL IS???AND AT THAT KNOW IT WAS A WOMAN???THATS BECAUS..

Redneck Status  2013/07/06
Q. What would a hillbilly change his name to--who had finished third grade successfully, m..

You can change the oil  2013/07/06
You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.When you run out of gas, yo..

You think the blood on  2013/07/06
You think the blood on the front of your pickup truck looks cool.You think the blood on th..

The Southern Belle  2013/07/06
A Southern Belle and a Yankee Woman were sat next to each otheron a plane. As they flew, t..

The Southern Zodiac  2013/07/06
Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. I..

Hard  2013/07/06
What is particularly long and hard for most Southern men? Fifth grade. Submitted by Curtis..

Redneck Love Poem  2013/07/06
Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue, and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you...

The rear tires on your  2013/07/06
The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.You consider "Outd..

The hillbilly  2013/07/06
One day a hillbilly is driving down the road and sees two hitchhikers. He's a fairly nice..

You're a redneck ...  2013/07/06
You're a redneck if.... "Buck Naked Line Dancing" isn't videotape, it's"Ladies Night" at t..

Almost the same...  2013/07/06
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - a..

Lawyer and a redneck  2013/07/06
A big shot city lawyer and a redneck got into a car wreck on a hot summer day.The lawyer g..

Fairy tales  2013/07/06
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fa..

You want the opening day  2013/07/06
You want the opening day of deer hunting season to be declared a national holiday.Someone ..

Devoar's!  2013/07/06
A redneck walks into a lawyers office and says, "I wants me a devoars!"The attorney says, ..

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