Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


Incest  2013/07/09
How do you circumsize a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin!..

Racism  2013/07/09
what do u call a black preacher????holy shit..

Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages  2013/07/09
You know you're Castle Trash if......Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughte..

You're a redneck ... you're a late beer  2013/07/09
You're a redneck if.... You're a late beer drinker, because you start drinkingwhen it gets..

Hillbilly  2013/07/09
Q: how do you circumsize a hillbilly????A: kick his sister in the jaw!!!!!..

You're a redneck ... your idea of a  2013/07/09
You're a redneck if.... Your idea of a 7-course meal is a bucket of KFC and asix-pack...

Redneck Ventriloquest  2013/07/09
A ventriloquist is working down South and during his show a hick stands up and yells,"HEY ..

The National Poetry Contest  2013/07/09
The National Poetry Contest had come down to the last two, a Yale graduate anda redneck fr..

The Origin of Chapstick  2013/07/08
The Origin of Chapstick The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. Th..

You wake up with chocolate  2013/07/08
You wake up with chocolate in your ears after spending the night in a fine hotel.Your neig..

You gene pool doesn't have  2013/07/08
You gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you dr..

Redneck knock -knock joke  2013/07/08
There were three police men in a car, one redneck and two city guys."you never tell joke..

Driver education classes  2013/07/08
Why do driver education classes in Redneck schools use the car only onMondays, Wednesdays ..

Farm boy  2013/07/08
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmerwho lived nea..

Red Neck Driver's License  2013/07/08
REDNECK DRIVERS LICENSE APPLICATION Last name: ________________(Check appropriate box) Fir..

You might be a redneck if..... (part 2)  2013/07/08
You've ever cut your grass and found a car.You owe the Taxidermist more than your annual i..

Transportation project  2013/07/08
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged theyhad covertly funded a proje..

You might be a redneck if  2013/07/08
1.you have a picture of your dog in your wallet2.you wear boots to go to the bathroom3.Lor..

Redneck at the Bar  2013/07/08
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With great..

A young West Virginian girl  2013/07/08
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her fathersaid "No way! Yo..

Redneck Wife  2013/07/08
You might be a redneck if your jack-o-latern has more teeth than your wife...

You have ever shot a  2013/07/08
You have ever shot a possum on your porch.You don't use a garbage service because it must ..

Killed Your Rooster!  2013/07/08
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whac..

Your baby's first words are  2013/07/08
Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers."The antenna on your truck is a dan..

You might be a Redneck if......  2013/07/08
You migt be a Redneck if the only fun you can have is by burning stuff with spraypaint...

Three Hillbillies  2013/07/08
Three hillbillies are ogling a pig.First guy says, "I shore wish that was Marilyn Moore."S..

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN:  2013/07/07
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.You think fast food is hitting..

You might be a redneck if...jeans  2013/07/07
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them...

You're a redneck ... your dog can't watch  2013/07/07
You're a redneck if.... Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging...

The paki  2013/07/07
what do u call a paki walking up a wall .black magic..

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