Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


You're a redneck ... you consider your license  2013/07/11
You're a redneck if.... You consider your license plate personalized becauseyour dad made ..

You're a redneck ... you have flowers planted  2013/07/10
You're a redneck if.... You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance inyour front yard..

Duck Luck  2013/07/10
A dying farmer is having trouble deciding which of his three sons to give his farm to. Aft..

Roadkill  2013/07/10
How many rednecks does it take to eat roadkill?Two. One to eat, and one to watch for the c..

REDNECK SEXUAL POSITIONS  2013/07/10
WHAT IS A REDNECKS FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION ?DOGGY STYLE,THEN THEY CAN BOTH WATCH NASCAR...

Fart your guts out  2013/07/10
A red neck couple was having some marital problems. The problem was the old man farted all..

Famous Last Words  2013/07/10
Q: What are the famous last words of a redneck?A: "Hey ya'll... Watch this!"..

Expensive Fishing Trip  2013/07/10
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, t..

You see a forest fire  2013/07/10
You see a forest fire and think 'Bar-bee-Q'.You've ever strained your tea through a flyswa..

That's Sick  2013/07/10
A good ol' boy walked over to a good looking girl in a bar and said "Howdy! How'd y'all li..

The Black Box  2013/07/10
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a proj..

Signs you may be a "High-Tech" Redneck  2013/07/10
*If your computer has a sticker on it that says "Protected by Smith andWesson"*If you've e..

You're a redneck ... you are known for  2013/07/10
You're a redneck if .... You are known for your homemade squash wine...

You're a redneck ... you think a Volvo  2013/07/10
You're a redneck if.... You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy...

Hunting N F**king  2013/07/10
I pulled into a town I couldn't believe still existed in the eighties.A dusty, dirt road, ..

You know you're from Georgia when:  2013/07/10
1. You measure distance in minutes. 2. You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the sa..

You might be a redneck if... hot tub  2013/07/10
You made a homemade hot tub with a trolling motor...

You think a strip joint  2013/07/10
You think a strip joint is where they disassemble cars.You are in 6 grade and the only one..

You might be a redneck if... dog  2013/07/09
Your dog has a litter of puppies on the living room floor and nobody notices...

You're a redneck ... when you see a  2013/07/09
You're a redneck if.... When you see a sign that says "Say No To Crack!" itreminds you to ..

You've been married three times  2013/07/09
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.You think a woman who is "..

Impotent Farmer  2013/07/09
An impotent farmer was having trouble in bed for close to a year now and he just didn't kn..

Pimp  2013/07/09
Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?A: A pimp. Submitted by ..

Your momma calls you over  2013/07/09
Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire...on her houseThe ASPCA raids..

$18 Bill  2013/07/09
A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18 bills would be i..

Redneck and his redneck wife  2013/07/09
There once was a redneck and his redneck wife. The wife didn't want anotherchild, and aske..

Why is a hunter good in bed?  2013/07/09
Q. Why is a hunter good in bed?A. Becuse he always goes deep, when he's in the bush he alw..

Chickens  2013/07/09
Two Rednecks are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a sack.When they meet, one..

The highlight of your parties  2013/07/09
The highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.Your wife keeps a can ..

Southern Zoo  2013/07/09
What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo? A Southern zoo has a des..

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