Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


You think Motorola is a  2013/07/12
You think Motorola is a fancy name for a car part.You give your girlfriend long-thorned ro..

Town Inspector For S  2013/07/12
This town Inspector for the state of Texas was saent to a small town in West Texas.For Map..

Don't Want to Get Pregnant  2013/07/12
A modern woman is was stranded in the middle of nowhere atnight. She climbs out of her car..

Logic  2013/07/12
Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thoug..

You're a redneck ... you can talk for  2013/07/12
You're a redneck if ....You can talk for more than 20 minutes on the difference between sq..

You're a redneck ... you have the word  2013/07/12
You're a redneck if .... You have the word "howdy" in your answering machinemessage...

You've ever told the local  2013/07/12
You've ever told the local sheriff that you smell a pig and he replies, " I knew I should ..

amish buggie  2013/07/12
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by ..

You're a redneck ... you look upon a  2013/07/11
You're a redneck if.... You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet`Ms. Right'..

You've ever stolen clothes from  2013/07/11
You've ever stolen clothes from a scarecrow.You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are tw..

You're a redneck ... your mother comes out  2013/07/11
You're a redneck if....Your mother comes out the bathroom and says, "Y'all come look at th..

You're a redneck ... you ever used lard  2013/07/11
You're a redneck if.... You ever used lard in bed...

Need Toilet paper  2013/07/11
A man had just moved from his big apartment in NYC, to a big farm way out inthe countrysid..

Borrow the truck  2013/07/11
a white girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "pa,kin ah borrow..

You're a redneck ... you fish in your  2013/07/11
You're a redneck if.... You fish in your above ground pool, especially if youcatch somethi..

You're a redneck ... you think that beef  2013/07/11
You're a redneck if.... You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of themajor food g..

You know you are...  2013/07/11
When do you know you are a redneck? Your Wife has a toolbox full of tools and knows ho..

Full set  2013/07/11
What do you get when you have 32 Arkansasians in the same room?A full set of teeth...

Your wife has ever said,  2013/07/11
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!"Your family tr..

You use the term `over  2013/07/11
You use the term `over yonder' more than once a month.Birds are attracted to your beard.Th..

You're a redneck ... your dog and your  2013/07/11
You're a redneck if.... Your dog and your wallet are both on chains...

You know you might be a redneck if...  2013/07/11
You know you might be a redneck if your Harley Davidsonbackfires and blows the picture tub..

You're a redneck ... you call your boss  2013/07/11
You're a redneck if.... You call your boss "Buddy", on a regular basis...

True Redneck Huntin Story  2013/07/11
This is a TRUE story. My momma, my little sister and me went to our neighbors house for th..

Giving Directions  2013/07/11
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would sen..

You have started a petition  2013/07/11
You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind".You call..

You're a redneck ... the neighbors started a  2013/07/11
You're a redneck if.... The neighbors started a petition over your Christmaslights...

Oil change checklist  2013/07/11
1. Go to O'Reillys auto parts and write a check for $50 dollars for oil, filter, kitty lit..

Do you keep Stationa  2013/07/11
While vacationing in the hills of Arkansas, the big city man discovered he had no writing ..

An expired license plate means  2013/07/11
An expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.You think Old ..

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