Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


39 things never said by a redneck  2013/07/13
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.38. Duct tape won't fix that.37. Lisa Marie was l..

Redneck Nativity  2013/07/13
In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent h..

Alabama  2013/07/13
Why is Alabama the smartest state in the U.S.?It has four "A"'s and a "B"...

Redneck's Ode To A Valentine  2013/07/13
Redneck's Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green.My Dog's name is Blue.And I'm so danged lucky t..

You're a redneck ... the rear tires on  2013/07/13
You're a redneck if.... The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wideas the front ..

You might be a redneck if Duct Tape is one...  2013/07/13
You might be a redneck if Duct Tape is one of the items on your holiday shopping list...

You complain about the ban  2013/07/13
You complain about the ban on assault weapons because it make half your guns illegal.You u..

You saved lots of money  2013/07/13
You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.In tough situations you as..

Redneck? More like red ear...  2013/07/13
A group of tourists are touring the Wild West and they see a redneck with his ear to the g..

Reality TV... Texas style  2013/07/13
Network TV is reported to be developing a "Texas version" of "Survivor," the recent popula..

You're a redneck ... you think the last  2013/07/13
You're a redneck if....You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen..

Trailer  2013/07/13
What is the difference between a redneck divorce and a tornado?Nothing, you're gonna lose ..

redneck christmas  2013/07/13
'Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through the shackNot a creature was stirrin', ce..

Queen  2013/07/13
Roses are red pickles are green I like chew balk-a u smell like the queen...

Last thing a redneck says  2013/07/13
What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?Hey guys watch this...

One of us  2013/07/13
This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.Everybody sitting around the..

Making Some Cash  2013/07/13
Two men, Billy and Samuel, are sitting in a bar when another mancomes in with a plastic ba..

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in co  2013/07/13
Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone's going ..

Virginia vs. West Virginia  2013/07/13
What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer...

Your dad walks you to  2013/07/12
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.Your wife has a beer b..

Cell Phone  2013/07/12
u might b a redneck if ur dadz cell number has nuttin 2 do wit a fone..

You've ever bought a used  2013/07/12
You've ever bought a used cap.You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.You've ev..

Redneck Cleaning  2013/07/12
You might be a redneck if you clean out your car with a leafblower...

Ways to Tell if a Computer Belongs to a Redneck  2013/07/12
· The monitor is up on blocks.· Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.· The six fr..

The Top 13 rejected Country Western Songs  2013/07/12
13- The Trailer Sure Seems Lonely Now That You and Our Nine Kids Are Gone 12- You Can Take..

The Top 15 Leftist Country-Western Song Titles  2013/07/12
15> My Wife Turned Right, So I Done Left14> Stand by Your Domestic Partner of Non-Specific..

The Outhouse  2013/07/12
two rednecks, hank and jenny sue went for a walk in the countryside. after awhile, hank ha..

What do you call 32 hicks in a room?...  2013/07/12
What do you call 32 hicks in a room?A full set of teeth...

Your grandma can bench press  2013/07/12
Your grandma can bench press a ruck axle.You watch "The Dukes Of Hazzard" and have to find..

Full set of teeth  2013/07/12
What do you call the front row a Garth Brooks concert? - A full set of teeth!..

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