Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


You refer to your truck  2013/07/15
You refer to your truck as if it had a legal first name.You've ever been given a gun as a ..

Redneck fishing  2013/07/15
you know your a redneck when you and your buddies are fishing and you see a dead fish fl..

Your pocketknife has ever been  2013/07/15
Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.Taking a dip has nothing to do wit..

Real Estate  2013/07/15
You know you're a redneck if your favorite magazine has a rv convention listed under real ..

Kentucky Kid  2013/07/15
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad..."Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one ..

Men 'n' Lightbulbs  2013/07/15
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?One, men will screw anything...

Sue  2013/07/15
Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette c..

You need a dictionary to  2013/07/15
You need a dictionary to spell your name.You don't change your socks until the first pair ..

YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IN...  2013/07/15
YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IN THE OCEAN ALL THE FISHES STARTED SIGINGWE ARE ..

Nascar  2013/07/14
The nascar is just a bunch of redneckskriving in circles...

Zoo  2013/07/14
Q: What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?A: A Southern zoo has a..

Number 3  2013/07/14
YOUR A REDNECK WITH U BELIVE Dale Earnhardt JR IS THE REALLY Dale Earnhardt BUT WEARING A ..

Your wife  2013/07/14
You know your a redneck if you yell honey and your cousin comes out of the kitchen...

Free sex  2013/07/14
There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase its sales, so the owner..

You've run out of room  2013/07/14
You've run out of room on your arm from the tattoos of all wives names.You refuse to wash ..

Two Rednecks  2013/07/14
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of B..

Now that's funny!  2013/07/14
A fella was in the market to buy some acreage. He found just what he was looking for, bu..

Presidents  2013/07/14
There were 3 presidents Busch sr.,busch jr.,& lincoln. 1st busch jr. was in a plane an..

Lecture on Supernatural  2013/07/14
A professor at W.Virginia University is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a fee..

You might be a redneck if... bathroom  2013/07/14
You have Pabst Blue Ribbon on tap in your bathroom...

Redneck Honeymoon  2013/07/14
On his honeymoon, a very thick redneck farmer, Billy Joe, insisted on having a room at the..

Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is  2013/07/14
Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.You think people that send out graduat..

Redneck virgin  2013/07/14
Q. How do you tell a Redneck virgin?A. She can run faster than her brother!..

Your kids can't go out  2013/07/14
Your kids can't go out for Hollween because there's nobody within walking distance to get ..

As Seen Through the Eyes of a Redneck  2013/07/14
Threats:-- I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtalk style.-- This'll jar your p..

The directions to your house  2013/07/14
The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".Your dog and your wallet ar..

Redneck Anthem  2013/07/14
You know you're a redneck if you think the last four words of the national anthem are:..

You might be a redneck if...beer  2013/07/13
You consider a six-pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment...

Bucks in truck  2013/07/13
if you are told that your total in money is in bucks and you pay them in deer bodies...

Grandma a new plug of  2013/07/13
Grandma a new plug of tobacco.You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a ..

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