Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


Down South Bumper St.  2013/07/04
Southern Bumper Stickers...=> The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette...

'Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!  2013/07/04
Adenoids.....(n) Space critters whut are keepin' Elvis alive on Plutoanasthesia...(n) Rush..

You have lost at least  2013/07/04
You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.Jack Daniels makes your list of "mo..

You ever spent the night  2013/07/04
You ever spent the night in the bed of your truck rather than paying for a motel room.None..

A tornado goes through your  2013/07/04
A tornado goes through your trailer's yard and makes it look neater.You've got to shuck yo..

10 Redneck Checks  2013/07/04
1. You've ever had to lug a paint can to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's ..

You clean your nails with  2013/07/04
You clean your nails with a stick.You prefer car keys to Q-tips.Your Christmas cards have ..

You may be the redneck if  2013/07/04
You may be the redneck if... your stall warning plays "Dixie'.... your cross-country fligh..

Texan in London  2013/07/04
A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London, and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of..

You think "dual airbags" refers  2013/07/04
You think "dual airbags" refers to your wife and mother-in-law.Shopping for dinner involve..

Your local ambulance has a  2013/07/04
Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored..

YOU MIGHT BE REDNECK IF  2013/07/03
YOU MIGHT BE REDNECK IF-- Your computer stand is made of a stack of old tires or 2 x 8's a..

You might be a redneck if...car race  2013/07/03
You go to a stock car race and don't need a program...

You have been fired from  2013/07/03
You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. (Is that a bad men..

You've ever been arrested for  2013/07/03
You've ever been arrested for where you got your girlfriend roses.Your old car is now cons..

You're a redneck ... dolly parton reminds you  2013/07/03
You're a redneck if....Dolly Parton reminds you of the `Grand Tetons'. (of course this is ..

You're a redneck ... you won't stop at  2013/07/03
You're a redneck if.... You won't stop at a rest area if you have an emptybeer can in the ..

You think a turtleneck is  2013/07/03
You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup.You've ever stood in line to get your p..

Signs you're a redneck Jedi;  2013/07/03
-You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." -Your Jedi robe is camouflage. ..

You're a redneck ... your parakeet knows the  2013/07/03
You're a redneck if.... Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!"...

Dog Trap.  2013/07/03
You might just be a redneck if your porch collapses and kills more than 5dogs...

You think those yellow traffic  2013/07/03
You think those yellow traffic signs that say "Slow children at play" means the kids in th..

You're a redneck ... your two year old  2013/07/03
You're a redneck if .... Your two year old has more teeth than you do...

You know  2013/07/03
you know your a redneck if u go to a family renuion looking for a girlfriend..

Going to the bathroom in  2013/07/03
Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket an..

The biggest fashion risk you  2013/07/03
The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.You have flow..

Hickbonics  2013/07/02
Fur yer reedin' plesur... HICKBONICSThe Association of Southern Schools has decided to pur..

You might be  2013/07/02
you might be a redneck if your dishes are cool whip bowls..

RedNeck Show And Tell  2013/07/02
Redneck Show and Tell i asked people the question, "If you were a redneck, what wouldyou b..

Drunk  2013/07/02
Rednecks dont let friends drive drunk,they get drunk and ride with them...

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