Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


Brother and sister  2013/07/02
A new law was recently passed in Arkansas.When a couple gets a divorce they're still broth..

Burger King won't let you  2013/07/02
Burger King won't let you do it your way, right away.You can remember the entire NASCAR se..

You have to duct tape  2013/07/02
You have to duct tape your gloves on.You've ever pruned your trees with a shotgun.Someone ..

The dead redneck!  2013/07/02
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someon..

If She's Not Good Enough...  2013/07/02
Billy Joe and Emma Sue are a redneck couple, and one day theydecide to get hitched. So, bo..

A Redneck Letter  2013/07/02
Dear Son,I am writing this slow, 'cause I know you can't read fast. Wedon't live where we ..

Boat  2013/07/02
You might be a redneck if...Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years...

To the Dump  2013/07/02
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bringback more than you took...

Fords over Chevys  2013/07/02
Ford lovers say that Chevys are built like a rock because they do not move...

Virgin  2013/07/02
What do you call a virgin in Arkansas? A 12 year old that can run faster than her daddy.Su..

Underage?  2013/07/02
A hot shot East Coast newspaper reporter was on assignment in Arkansas, when he struck up ..

You get up EARLY on  2013/07/02
You get up EARLY on Saturday to go yard sale shopping for entertainment.Your gun cabinet t..

Unfaithful Mates  2013/07/02
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives.Henry started by saying,..

Oral sex, Redneck st  2013/07/02
Q. How do Rednecks engage in oral sex?A. They go to opposite ends of the trailer, and shou..

Join the AirForce  2013/07/02
The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the r..

Redneck Sex Test  2013/07/01
1. The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False2. A pubic hair is a type of wild rabb..

You can identify your friends  2013/07/01
You can identify your friends by the sound of their mufflers.You think OFF is a fine smell..

Prize pig  2013/07/01
A farmer, talking to a neighbor, is bragging about his favoritepig that he owns. He points..

Hillbilly Romance  2013/07/01
So anyway this hillbilly took his girl up to lovers peak. They sat down on a log. After a ..

DRIVING ETIQUETTE  2013/07/01
--Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded andthe deer is i..

You're a redneck ... your father fully executes  2013/07/01
You're a redneck if .... Your father fully executes the "pull my finger" gagduring Christm..

Favorite Ways To Annoy A Yankee  2013/07/01
1. Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING. 2. Pronounce all one-syllable words with ..

Redneck quickies 40  2013/07/01
You might be a redneck if...Your husband spray paints the upholstery of your car to make i..

Advice to northerner  2013/07/01
Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed on how to use it shortly. Just bec..

You're a redneck ... you wake up with  2013/07/01
You're a redneck if.... You wake up with both a black eye and a hickey...

Pick up line  2013/07/01
What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas?Nice tooth!..

You fish in your above-ground  2013/07/01
You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and catch something.Your beer can collection is co..

You're a redneck ... you have lost at  2013/07/01
You're a redneck if.... You have lost at least one tooth opening a beerbottle...

You're a redneck ... your watchband is wider  2013/07/01
You're a redneck if .... Your watchband is wider than any book you've everread...

Irishman, Mexican and a Redneck  2013/07/01
An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20..

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