Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


When you put your hunting  2013/07/01
When you put your hunting boots on you only get them on the right feet 50% of the time.You..

Redneck Etiquette  2013/06/30
* Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is ..

True Southerners Know  2013/06/30
True Southerners know...* the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit.* prett..

Redneck quickies 4  2013/06/30
You might be a redneck if...Fewer than half of your cars run.You've ever been kicked out o..

Your hairdo has ever been  2013/06/30
Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.Your mother has been involved in a fist ..

There are more fish on  2013/06/30
There are more fish on your wall than pictures.Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see ..

Your biggest ambition in live  2013/06/30
Your biggest ambition in live is to "git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over..

Wide Load  2013/06/30
You know you're a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back...

Revenge on Telemarketers....  2013/06/30
*Ring*Tom Mabe: Hello?Telemarketer: Yes? Is this Mr. Mabe? Tom Mabe: Yes.Telemarketer: Hi...

You have more than 500  2013/06/30
You have more than 500 rounds of ammunition in your house....not including 22 caliber.You ..

You're a redneck ... your hairdo has ever  2013/06/30
You're a redneck if.... A ceiling fan has ever ruined your hairdo...

You might be a redneck if... taxidermist  2013/06/30
You owe a taxidermist more than your annual income...

You go to the family  2013/06/30
You go to the family reunion to pick up women.Your grandmother has ever been asked to leav..

A young ventriloquist  2013/06/30
A young ventriloquist is touring in the Southeast and stops to CLICK HERE!tainin a bar in ..

Monkey went on the Money  2013/06/30
What'd the monkey say when he pissed on the cash register. That'll soon runinto money...

Redneck Testicles  2013/06/30
An English woman and a Redneck woman woman were grocery shopping, After watching the other..

Will I Live Longer?  2013/06/30
A fellow went to the doctor who told him that he had a bad illness and only a year to live..

Redneck Soccer  2013/06/29
You know your a redneck if you're playing soccer and yousay ''I hit my two best balls toda..

Taxidermist  2013/06/29
This guy walks into a bar down in Georgia and orders a Grape Nephi. Surprised,the bartende..

You're a redneck ... your home has more  2013/06/29
You're a redneck if.... Your home has more miles on it than your car...

You or one of your  2013/06/29
You or one of your relatives is named Cletus.Your grandfather can sense a storm coming by ..

It's the way you  2013/06/29
It's the way you say it...A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relati..

You're a redneck ... the biggest fashion risk  2013/06/29
You're a redneck if.... The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaidyou'll wear to the..

Redneck Tidbits  2013/06/29
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks' library? Both the books gotburned, and one ha..

Poor O'l Zeek  2013/06/29
Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Ol' Zeek decided to save up ..

You're a redneck ... you ever barbecued spam  2013/06/29
You're a redneck if.... You ever barbecued Spam on the grill...

Christmas  2013/06/29
If your daddy buys your Christmas gifts at a gumball machine, you might be aredneck!..

The Farmer's Daughter  2013/06/29
A man is driving through the country. Just as it's getting darkhis front left tire goes fl..

You don't know what a  2013/06/29
You don't know what a redneck is.You're still upset that they canceled "The Dukes of Hazza..

Rednecks  2013/06/29
What do you call 32 rednecks in one room? a full set of teeth!..

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