Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


I Guess That's Five  2013/06/29
Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "chi..

Yo Momma  2013/06/29
Yo momma sooo fat she sat on a dollar bill and four quarters popped out!..

Grandma  2013/06/28
you might be a redneck if your grnadma can properly exicute the sleeper hold..

Richest uncle  2013/06/28
You might be a redneck if your richest uncle calls you and says he bought anew house and h..

A  2013/06/28
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The Top 14 Country & Western Horror Movies (Part I)  2013/06/28
14> Achy, Breaky Tell-Tale Heart13> Nightmare on Rural Route One, Up Past That There Silo1..

Drunk Nuns  2013/06/28
Two nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Anne get drunk in a bar and end up shagging a couple of r..

You're a redneck ... your wife's best pair  2013/06/28
You're a redneck if.... Your wife's best pair of shoes is steel-toed RedWings...

One for the Volunteer  2013/06/28
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip:You know why..

How did the redneck die drinking milk?  2013/06/28
How did the redneck die drinking milk?The cow sat on him!..

Redneck quickies 17  2013/06/28
You might be a redneck if...You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year. You'..

Redneck Hero  2013/06/28
Two boys are playing football in the Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler..

House trailer  2013/06/28
What do a divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in comm..

You grow Vidalia onions, rather  2013/06/28
You grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.Your Momma would rath..

The worst day of your  2013/06/28
The worst day of your life was when you dropped your bottle of Jack Daniels the other day...

You're a redneck ... your grandmother has ever  2013/06/28
You're a redneck if .... Your grandmother has ever stopped by the side of ahighway to take..

You have to hit the  2013/06/28
You have to hit the dashboard in your truck to get the lights and radio to work.The tires ..

Redneck on your computer  2013/06/28
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer.10. The monitor is up ..

TIPS FOR ALL OCCASIONS  2013/06/28
--Never take a beer to a job interview or ask if they press charges.--Always identify peop..

Welfare Office  2013/06/28
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.The office worker asked her, "How many ..

Superstitious  2013/06/28
A hot shot East Coast newspaper reporter was on assignment in Arkansas, when he struck up ..

Redneck quickies 11  2013/06/28
You might be a redneck if... Your Christmas cards have a copy of your butt included. Peopl..

Skydiving redneck  2013/06/27
A redneck wanted to learn how to skydive. He got an Instructor and started lessons. The In..

Shootin Craps  2013/06/27
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in the toilet...

K-mart shoppers  2013/06/27
You might be a redneck if your baby's first words were, "Attention, K-martshoppers...

College Smart  2013/06/27
A kid comes home from college. His father is a farmer, and he's shoveling all the manure o..

Redneck Logic  2013/06/27
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go t..

Pick up line.  2013/06/27
Q.What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line?A.Get in the tru..

Your kid takes a siphon  2013/06/27
Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.You've been on TV more than 5 times describi..

You're a redneck ... you get mud on  2013/06/27
You're a redneck if .... You get mud on your tires when you visit your mom...

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