Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


You might be a redneck if... hail  2013/06/27
Hail hits your house and you have to take it to the body shop for an estimate...

Glass Eye  2013/06/27
A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous redhead eating at the nex..

Watch this!  2013/06/27
There was a recent study done on the last words of fatal car accident victims in the Unite..

Ear wax  2013/06/27
you know your a redneck if you take your car keys and dig your ear wax out ya ears...

Formal Wedding  2013/06/27
Description of a formal redneck wedding.The bride's father carries a white shotgun, her br..

You're a redneck ... you ever worn a  2013/06/27
You're a redneck if.... You ever wore a tube top to a wedding...

Poopygirl  2013/06/27
poop stinks..

Wedding Pictures  2013/06/27
You know you're a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures...

Red truck  2013/06/26
An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire.He rushed next door, telephoned the fir..

You might be a redneck if... bowling  2013/06/26
You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley...

You might be a redneck if... Chrisman  2013/06/26
You might be a redneck if... ChrismanYou've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck s..

Redneck quickies 28  2013/06/26
You might be a rednack if...You've ever re-used a paper plate.Smith and Wesson attended yo..

You might be a red neck...  2013/06/26
If you have to go out to your garage to heat something up in the microwave...

Instead of flossing you use  2013/06/26
Instead of flossing you use a plunger.You take the back window out of your pickup because ..

Redneck Theft  2013/06/26
You might be a redneck if you are working at a welfare office and are arrested for stealin..

Weater described by Readneck  2013/06/26
The Weather:-- It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.-- It's been hitter's a goat's ..

You're a redneck ... you think the stock  2013/06/26
You're a redneck if .... You think the stock market is a place to buy hogs...

Dark  2013/06/26
Two Rednecks were sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One l..

You have ever had to  2013/06/26
You have ever had to stop at a car wash on the way to a funeral to wash the dump dirt from..

You might be a redneck if... kkk  2013/06/26
You've ever been kicked out of the KKK for being a "bigot'...

Redneck Computer Terms  2013/06/26
BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods BAR CODE - Them's the fight'..

Texan Heimlich Maneuver  2013/06/26
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when they heard..

Poopy poop poo  2013/06/26
how do you know if you know if your bestfriend is jo!!!!!!!!when you walk out the door of ..

Cyber lingo for rednecks  2013/06/26
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the c..

You own all the components  2013/06/26
You own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.The best way to keep things c..

New To The Country  2013/06/26
A man who had just moved out to the country decides to start a farm. He goes to one nearby..

Computer  2013/06/26
How do u know a blonde has been on the computer... there potatoes on thescreen...

Bubba hunting  2013/06/26
Bubba and Jake chartered a plane with a pilot to drop them off in the wilds ofAlaska for a..

Rednecks & Tornados  2013/06/25
What do Rednecks and tornados have in common? Answer: Sooner or later, they both end up..

You might be a redneck if... wedding  2013/06/25
During your wedding, when you kissed the bride, your John Deere hat fell off...

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