Redneck jokes
Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!
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Your belt buckle weighs more 2013/06/25 Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.You have the .. Cajun's wife 2013/06/25 One Cajun is working on his boat. Two other Cajuns came up and said,"Boudreaux! We got som.. You're a redneck ... you think that campho-pheniqu 2013/06/25 You're a redneck if.... You think that Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug... You've ever wrestled your mama 2013/06/25 You've ever wrestled your mama for the last can of beer.You surf the net primarily for tat.. You might be a redneck if... women 2013/06/25 You honest-to-God think women are turned on by animal noises and seductivetongue gestures... Yankees & lightbulbs 2013/06/25 How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb?None, that's what rednecks are for... You're a redneck ... you have a very 2013/06/25 You're a redneck if.... You have a very special baseball cap, just for formaloccasions... Beer Translations 2013/06/25 1. "You get this round and the next round is on me." I'll be leaving beforethe next round... The neighborhood dogs are afraid 2013/06/25 The neighborhood dogs are afraid to come around your house because the fowl are big enough.. Good Samaritan? 2013/06/25 A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to.. You pick up your girfriend 2013/06/25 You pick up your girfriend on a bike for the prom.The Roto-Rooter man calls for backup whe.. You ask your 10-year old 2013/06/25 You ask your 10-year old son how to spell a word.Your dog is your alarm clock.Your wife ge.. You're a redneck ... your house doesn't have 2013/06/25 You're a redneck if.... Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does... C.I.A TEST 2013/06/25 CIA Test Three guys are applying for job with the CIA. They got all the way to the final t.. Picutre of Daddy 2013/06/25 After living in a remote wilderness all his life, an old codger decided it was time to vis.. toyr so fat that you broke the weight limit... 2013/06/24 toyr so fat that you broke the weight limit to a sidewalk.. Even Sicker 2013/06/24 Well, a couple months back there was this trial in the West Virginia courts. A man was bei.. You know your a redneck........... 2013/06/24 you know your a redneck if you go to a family gathering to pick up a chick!.. Why is it so hard to solve a redneck murder? 2013/06/24 1. There are no dental records2. All the DNA is the same... In tough situations you ask 2013/06/24 In tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Curly do?"Taking your wife on a cruise m.. Difficulties in life 2013/06/24 Q. What's long and hard on a Redneck?A. Third grade... Insults 2013/06/24 -- She's uglier than homemade soap.-- Your momma's so fat, when she stepped up on the scal.. Your dog can't watch you 2013/06/24 Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side wi.. One Year To Live 2013/06/24 A fellow went to the doctor who told him that he had a bad illness and only ayear to live... PERSONAL HYGIENE 2013/06/24 --Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be hand-me-down item.--While ears ne.. 'Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck 2013/06/24 'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin' 'C.. the texan 2013/06/24 In 1890, a stagecoach bounced down a rutted road, heading for Dallas. In the coach were a .. Unbiased Journalisism 2013/06/24 Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one isattacked by a Doberman. Think.. So in love 2013/06/24 Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.".. English class 2013/06/24 Little Bubba was in English class when the teacher asked him to use the word "European" in.. Total:
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