Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


Rednecks weading  2013/06/24
If your father walkes your mother down the ile on your weading day. you might be a redneck..

Redneck Sex Ed  2013/06/24
One day Ma and pa were sitting on the porch, when Pa said to Ma junior's 21 years old now"..

Martha Stewart Tips for Rednecks  2013/06/23
DINING OUT1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly s..

Results of a Tornado  2013/06/23
Q: What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common?A: In the end, some..

WEDDINGS  2013/06/23
--Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.--Is it okay to bring a date to a ..

Redneck Bachelor  2013/06/23
What do you call a redneck who doesn't have sex with his sister? An only child...

You got your tater gun  2013/06/23
You got your tater gun hangin' over your couch in your living room as a conversation piece..

Slanted News  2013/06/23
Two boys are playing football in the Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler..

The Smart Dog  2013/06/23
Some rednecks were sitting around talking about how smart their dogs were. One redneck spo..

U-turn  2013/06/23
A farmer goes for his driving test. During the test the instructor says to the farmer, "Ca..

One Smart Redneck!  2013/06/23
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?""I'm calling to report about my neighbo..

Arkansas Vasectomy  2013/06/23
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So the hus..

Q: What do you call 32 rednecks in a room...  2013/06/23
Q: What do you call 32 rednecks in a roomA: A full set of teeth..

Piston Broke  2013/06/23
One late evening a redneck named Aldo came out of the local pub a little drunk.He got into..

You have an Elvis Jell-o  2013/06/23
You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.You have the taxidermist's number on speed-dial.You own more..

Where’d you go?  2013/06/23
Jim bob wants to try out the new water-skis and he falls off on the secondcurb...

Texas Etiquette Tips  2013/06/23
"East Texas Driving Tips"- Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun ..

Stockmarket  2013/06/23
You might be a redneck if...You think the stock market has a fence around it...

Back Seat Necking  2013/06/23
The Kentuckian and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of the car. "Want..

You Know You're a Redneck When...  2013/06/23
- You wet the bed and ten people immediately know about it.- You mow the lawn to find a tr..

Gas Station Fill-up  2013/06/23
There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase it's sales, so the owne..

Bucks in the truck  2013/06/23
if the total at a resteraunt is ten bucks and you pay them with deer bodies...

OJ in West Virginia  2013/06/22
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA...

You might be a redneck if... clothesline  2013/06/22
You use your mailbox to hold up one end of your clothesline...

Vasectomy time  2013/06/22
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough. So the husband w..

Police pulling her over  2013/06/22
There was a women with blond hair, and she was driving her husbands truck.A while after sh..

U might be a redneck.  2013/06/22
u might be a redneck if u have ever compared the size of your wiener with your dogs.u migh..

Free Sex in Redneck Jokes  2013/06/22
There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase it's sales,so the owner..

Baby Light  2013/06/22
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the nig..

You're a redneck if ....  2013/06/22
You're a redneck if .... Your sister's education goal is to get out of highschool before s..

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