Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


You're a redneck ... your bike has a  2013/06/22
You're a redneck if .... Your bike has a gun rack on it...

You're a redneck ... your mom gives you  2013/06/22
You're a redneck if.... Your mom gives you tips on how to sneak booze intosporting events...

You pick your teeth from  2013/06/22
You pick your teeth from a catalog.You've ever financed a tattoo.You refer to the time you..

You're a redneck ... your family tree doesn't  2013/06/22
You're a redneck if.... Your family tree doesn't fork...

You might be a redneck if...id  2013/06/22
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle...

Your wife picks thru your  2013/06/22
Your wife picks thru your garbage cans looking for any bait that may have grown in them si..

You have refused to watch  2013/06/22
You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for..

A real Quaker  2013/06/22
There was a clerk in a small town general store in the South. One day, a tall man entered..

Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw!  2013/06/22
Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed..

"Marlboro Miles"  2013/06/22
You might be a redneck if: You save Marlboro Miles to buy your kids school clothes...

Redneck quickies 20  2013/06/22
You might be a redneck if...It's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. You..

A redneck cowboy  2013/06/22
On a hot blistering summer day, a redneck cowboy comes ridding into town onhis horse with ..

Redneck Tests  2013/06/22
Do you qualify to be a redneck? Find out below! * You might be a redneck if your toilet pa..

Redneck quickies 16  2013/06/22
You might be a redneck if...You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has tur..

You think the vowels are  2013/06/21
You think the vowels are E..I..E..I..O.You clean your car or truck out with a leaf blower...

12 Days of Christmas  2013/06/21
Sung to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas"12 pack of Bud11 rasslin tickets10 a Copenha..

Redneck quickies 27  2013/06/21
You might be a rednack if...Your wife gets a hunting license so you can tag your second bu..

You might be a Redneck Jedi if:  2013/06/21
Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color. You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle..

New Rooster  2013/06/21
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The youn..

Nowhere, Vermont  2013/06/21
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when h..

Two redneck  2013/06/21
These two redneck fells think that they've moved pretty far up in the world,and that the o..

You're a redneck ... you can fart the  2013/06/21
You're a redneck if .... You can fart the first six notes of the Star SpangledBanner...

You're a redneck ... you ever had to  2013/06/21
You're a redneck if .... You ever had to turn your pickup truck around becauseof bridge cl..

You've ever used a hangnail  2013/06/21
You've ever used a hangnail as a tooth pick.You can chew your own toenails.You've ever use..

Down South Bumper St  2013/06/21
Southern Bumper Stickers...=> The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette...

Give Bubba a Chance  2013/06/21
It was graduation night at Cox High School and they were about halfway through the ceremon..

You're a redneck ... you have more tattoos  2013/06/21
You're a redneck if .... You have more tattoos than teeth...

You might be a redneck if... meat  2013/06/21
You think potted meat on a saltine is a hors d'oeuvre...

You're a redneck ... you think that potted  2013/06/21
You're a redneck if.... You think that potted meat on a saltine is an horsd'ouerve...

Redneck quickies 30  2013/06/21
You might be a redneck if...After the divorce you still call your Ex "Cuz". You have a bow..

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