Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


You're a redneck ... your child's first words  2013/06/20
You're a redneck if.... Your child's first words are "Attention K-Martshoppers!"...

You're a redneck ... on your job application  2013/06/20
You're a redneck if.... On your job application under "SEX" you put "As oftenas possible"...

Shake one hand.  2013/06/20
You know you're a redneck if you introduce a friend to your wife and sisterand he only has..

Winner  2013/06/20
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man ve..

Redneck Q&A  2013/06/20
Q: What is a Redneck's defense in court? A: "Honest your Honor, I was just helping the she..

17 ways to tell if a redneck is on your computer  2013/06/20
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."2. The keyboard is camouflaged.3. There is a sk..

Wood  2013/06/20
How much wood, would a red naked chick if a red naked could chick wood...

You're a redneck ... you painted racing flames  2013/06/20
You're a redneck if .... You painted racing flames on the John Deere...

You might be a redneck if...cars  2013/06/20
Less than half the cars you own run...

Your toilet is in you front  2013/06/20
You might be a redneck if.... your toilet is in you front lawn and isn't aporta potty but ..

Meet Bubba's Family!  2013/06/20
Hi y'all...muh name id's Bubba and dis is muh fameily: Furst is me... Mom said I got all t..

Redneck quickies 37  2013/06/20
You might be a redneck if...You keep a chainsaw in the trunk "just in case". You've given ..

Hillbillies  2013/06/20
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!..

You might be a redneck if...directions  2013/06/19
Directions to your house include "turn off the paved road'...

A Redneck Affair  2013/06/19
After living in a remote wilderness all his life, an old codger decided it wastime to visi..

Two men walking down a dirt path.  2013/06/19
One day there were two men walking down a dirt path. One of them had a bigpotato sack over..

Trashed TV’s  2013/06/19
One day a man and a woman went out to buy the television set hey had dreamedof. The televi..

You're a redneck ... you've been too drunk  2013/06/19
You're a redneck if.... You've been too drunk to fish...

HOW DO YOU CIRCUMSIZE A REDNECK  2013/06/19
HOW DO YOU CIRCUMSIZE A REDNECK ??.....KICK HIS SISTER IN THE CHIN ...

Red Neck's Last Words  2013/06/19
What does a red-neck say before he/she dies?(in red-neck grammer): Hey y'all watch this!..

You're a redneck ... you ever financed a  2013/06/19
You're a redneck if.... You ever financed a tattoo...

You're a redneck ... you sit up all  2013/06/19
You're a redneck if.... You sit up all night with a sick dog, but make yourwife stay up wi..

Have you ever seen a Ghost?  2013/06/19
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural...

Where do you live?  2013/06/19
Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send ..

The oak tree in the  2013/06/19
The oak tree in the front yard is an essential piece of automotive repair equipment (how e..

You think loading the dishwasher  2013/06/19
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.Your toilet paper has page ..

You're a redneck ... you refer to the  2013/06/19
You're a redneck if .... You refer to the duct tape on your car as "chrome"...

If you think Purina is  2013/06/19
If you think Purina is some kind of Ex-Lax.You've ever given a set of Tupperware ice tea g..

You think your IQ is  2013/06/19
You think your IQ is the number of coons you shot out of season.You ever wonder what happe..

Full service station  2013/06/18
There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase its sales, so the owner..

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