Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


You're a redneck ... your dad is also  2013/06/18
You're a redneck if.... Your dad is also your favorite uncle...

You got married in the  2013/06/18
You got married in the family car, in a drive-thru chapel.You search your computer monitor..

New Boaters  2013/06/18
It was around noon time when a redneck family decided to taketheir brand new boat for a fi..

Stupid Wives  2013/06/18
John, Brian, and Martin were sitting on the front porch, drinking a little 'shine, and..

You move your refrigerator and  2013/06/18
You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.You mow your lawn..

Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo  2013/06/18
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day...Billy-Bo..

Red neck  2013/06/18
Your a redneck if sailors have to tell your grandma to watch her mouth...

Two zebras pondering  2013/06/18
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with whitestripes or white with..

Chili Eating Contest  2013/06/18
These are notes from an inexperienced chili taster named FRANK,who was visiting Texas from..

The Redneck Capenter...  2013/06/18
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men walked into the office an..

Good enuf  2013/06/18
Hillbilly father talking to his newlywed son: How's yer new bride?Son: I had to kill her, ..

Reddy  2013/06/18
man is it me or is his neck redder then her shirt..

You own at least 20  2013/06/18
You own at least 20 baseball hats.You think a 'cursor' is someone who swears a lot.You kno..

Three Shots  2013/06/18
Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get abetter chanc..

You have to go outside  2013/06/18
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.Your richest relative buys a ne..

Power to the farmers!  2013/06/18
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out..

Redneck Riddle  2013/06/17
What has ten teeth and is thrity feet long? Answer: The front row of a Willie Nelson Conce..

You might be a redneck if..  2013/06/17
Your mom paints your haws one color and it ends up three...

You're a redneck ... you dated your daddy's  2013/06/17
You're a redneck if.... You dated your daddy's current wife in high school...

Stuff  2013/06/17
Q:whats the difference between stuff and stuff?A:I just dont know!..

Armadillos  2013/06/17
Why did God invent armadillos?So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half shell...

The connie cow  2013/06/17
what do you call a cow that drives a bus?mrs. connie!..

We got a lot of those.  2013/06/17
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire sm..

You are a red neck if...  2013/06/17
you are a red neck if you take your dog for a walk and you both use the tree on the corner..

You're a redneck ... your lifetime goal is  2013/06/17
You're a redneck if.... Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand...

You just bought your family  2013/06/17
You just bought your family their lst Atari game system.You and your wife celebrate your a..

Your classes at school were  2013/06/17
Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.During ..

You might be a redneck if................  2013/06/17
You might be a redneck if walker texas ranger changed your life...

From Yuppie to Redneck in 25 Steps  2013/06/17
Are you a wealthy and successful suit-and-tie yuppie businessman who has always had a secr..

Your grandfather completely executes the  2013/06/17
Your grandfather completely executes the "pull my finger" trick at the family reunion.When..

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