Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


You’re a redneck if  2013/06/17
Your dad says (southern accent), "come over to the dark side son, it'll be aHOOT!"..

Texan Computer Terms  2013/06/17
"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a traile..

Your idea of going to  2013/06/17
Your idea of going to see a play involves goal posts.You think a computer hacker carries a..

Your Starship Captain just might be a redneck if..  2013/06/17
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a monthHe paints flames and a NRA sticker..

The Redneck-Unabomber Connection  2013/06/16
What does a redneck girl and the Unabomber have in common?They've both been fingered by th..

You use the O on  2013/06/16
You use the O on a stop sign to sight your new rifle.Your bumper sticker says, "My other c..

You think the last words  2013/06/16
You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Play Ball..."You have a color co..

You're a redneck ... after making love you  2013/06/16
You're a redneck if.... After making love you ask your date to roll down thewindow...

Origins of the Toothbrush  2013/06/16
Research had been going on for many years as to the invention of the toothbrush. Researche..

How Often?  2013/06/16
A young hillbilly and his new bride wanted desperately to starta family, but they didn't k..

You prefer the Sears catolog  2013/06/16
You prefer the Sears catolog to Charmin.Your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your ..

Hooked on Phonics  2013/06/16
You might be a redneck if you turned your child in to the police because you thought he/sh..

Your four-year-old is a member  2013/06/16
Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.Your satellite dish payment delays buying school..

Redneck Family Tree  2013/06/16
REDNECK FAMILY TREEMany, many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow ..

Buckwheat & Darla  2013/06/16
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla, "How do you spell 'dumb'..

You're a redneck ... your only condiment on  2013/06/16
You're a redneck if.... Your only condiment on the dining room table is theeconomy size bo..

Two hilbillies...  2013/06/16
A lady walks into a restaraunt and orders the blue plate special. It's the chicken. She's ..

You might be a redneck if...prom  2013/06/16
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center..

Redneck Jedi  2013/06/16
You might be a redneck Jedi if...Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.You have ever used y..

You might be a redneck if... high school  2013/06/16
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department...

You're a redneck ... you ever put oil  2013/06/15
You're a redneck if.... You ever put oil or anti-freeze in your truck in aK-mart parking l..

Hillbilly in Hospita  2013/06/15
A hillbilly was making his first visit to a hospital where his teenage son was about to ha..

Hunting Season  2013/06/15
What do you find in a hunters shack?Doe Nuts..

Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-LazyY  2013/06/15
A New York family bought a ranch out west where they intended to raise cattle. Friends cam..

Pool  2013/06/15
You know you are a redneck when the only pool u have is a sees pool...

Gossip Backlash  2013/06/15
The town gossip (and supervisor of the town's morals) recentlyaccused a local man of being..

Redneck quickies 34  2013/06/15
You might be a redneck if...You surf the net primarily for tater gun building instructions..

Country Tunes  2013/06/15
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'..

You're a redneck ... you have been fired  2013/06/15
You're a redneck if.... You have been fired from a construction job because ofyour appeara..

Get Cork  2013/06/15
What does a bottle of wine and Sammy Sosa got in common? **They both poppedtheir cork!..

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