Youre a redneck if 2013/06/17 Your dad says (southern accent), "come over to the dark side son, it'll be aHOOT!".. Texan Computer Terms 2013/06/17 "Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a traile.. Your idea of going to 2013/06/17 Your idea of going to see a play involves goal posts.You think a computer hacker carries a.. Your Starship Captain just might be a redneck if.. 2013/06/17 Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a monthHe paints flames and a NRA sticker.. The Redneck-Unabomber Connection 2013/06/16 What does a redneck girl and the Unabomber have in common?They've both been fingered by th.. You use the O on 2013/06/16 You use the O on a stop sign to sight your new rifle.Your bumper sticker says, "My other c.. You think the last words 2013/06/16 You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Play Ball..."You have a color co.. You're a redneck ... after making love you 2013/06/16 You're a redneck if.... After making love you ask your date to roll down thewindow... Origins of the Toothbrush 2013/06/16 Research had been going on for many years as to the invention of the toothbrush. Researche.. How Often? 2013/06/16 A young hillbilly and his new bride wanted desperately to starta family, but they didn't k.. You prefer the Sears catolog 2013/06/16 You prefer the Sears catolog to Charmin.Your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your .. Hooked on Phonics 2013/06/16 You might be a redneck if you turned your child in to the police because you thought he/sh.. Your four-year-old is a member 2013/06/16 Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.Your satellite dish payment delays buying school.. Redneck Family Tree 2013/06/16 REDNECK FAMILY TREEMany, many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow .. Buckwheat & Darla 2013/06/16 Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla, "How do you spell 'dumb'.. You're a redneck ... your only condiment on 2013/06/16 You're a redneck if.... Your only condiment on the dining room table is theeconomy size bo.. Two hilbillies... 2013/06/16 A lady walks into a restaraunt and orders the blue plate special. It's the chicken. She's .. You might be a redneck if...prom 2013/06/16 Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.. Redneck Jedi 2013/06/16 You might be a redneck Jedi if...Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.You have ever used y.. You might be a redneck if... high school 2013/06/16 Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department... You're a redneck ... you ever put oil 2013/06/15 You're a redneck if.... You ever put oil or anti-freeze in your truck in aK-mart parking l.. Hillbilly in Hospita 2013/06/15 A hillbilly was making his first visit to a hospital where his teenage son was about to ha.. Hunting Season 2013/06/15 What do you find in a hunters shack?Doe Nuts.. Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-LazyY 2013/06/15 A New York family bought a ranch out west where they intended to raise cattle. Friends cam.. Pool 2013/06/15 You know you are a redneck when the only pool u have is a sees pool... Gossip Backlash 2013/06/15 The town gossip (and supervisor of the town's morals) recentlyaccused a local man of being.. Redneck quickies 34 2013/06/15 You might be a redneck if...You surf the net primarily for tater gun building instructions.. Country Tunes 2013/06/15 Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'.. You're a redneck ... you have been fired 2013/06/15 You're a redneck if.... You have been fired from a construction job because ofyour appeara.. Get Cork 2013/06/15 What does a bottle of wine and Sammy Sosa got in common? **They both poppedtheir cork!.. Total:
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