Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


Hey do you know whats grosser than gross?  2013/06/15
whats grosser than gross ?Sittin on your grampas lap when he pops a boner.but you know wha..

The one what hangs 'round  2013/06/15
The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn..."Three quarters of the cloth..

You're a redneck ... the buffo hotline limits  2013/06/15
You're a redneck if .... The UFO hotline limits you to one call a day...

Redneck quickies 31  2013/06/15
You might be a redneck if...You have to duct tape your gloves on. You've ever pruned your ..

You have to check your  2013/06/15
You have to check your coke can before you take a drink just in case you have mistaken it ..

Interrogation.  2013/06/15
Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metalcolander on his h..

You're 42 and still have  2013/06/15
You're 42 and still have clowns come to your birthday party.You think 'possum is the "othe..

You're a redneck ... you consider a six-pack  2013/06/15
You're a redneck if.... You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-qualityentertainment..

You've been to a funeral  2013/06/14
You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.You have a picture of John..

The Top 15 Favorite Redneck Movies  2013/06/14
15> Alabama Jones and the Last Beer Run 14> S*O*U*R*M*A*S*H 13> Thelma-Louise 12> Back to ..

This is just hularius  2013/06/14
YOU MAMA GOT SO MANY GAPS IN HER MOUTH SHE SAYS HER TONGUES IN JAIL..

Species  2013/06/14
What do you call the pope?Your HolinessWhat do you call the Queen of England?Your MajestyW..

The Top 14 Country & Western Horror Movies (Part II)  2013/06/14
14> Texas Chainsaw Massacre 'n' Barbecue13> Dawn of the Dead Sumbitch Who Stole My Pickup1..

You're a redneck ... your favorite Christmas prese  2013/06/14
You're a redneck if.... Your favorite Christmas present was a painting onblack velvet...

Learn to speak Southern...  2013/06/14
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn the language of our so..

Hillbilly virgin  2013/06/14
What is the definition of a hillbilly virgin?An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her br..

You're a redneck ... you have to honk  2013/06/14
You're a redneck if .... You have to honk the horn to get the chickens out ofthe driveway ..

Status,again.  2013/06/14
Q. What would you call a Redneck who has successfully completed the 3rd grade?A. Smart!..

You're a redneck ... you ever ate road kill  2013/06/14
You're a redneck if .... You ever ate road kill for dinner...

Advice for Yankees Moving South  2013/06/14
1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it. 2. If you ..

You have spent more on  2013/06/14
You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.You've ever hit a deer wit..

Orange Juice  2013/06/14
Your a redneck if you stare at a orange juice bottle just because it says concentrate...

Redneck quickies 33  2013/06/14
You might be a redneck if...When you put your hunting boots on you only get them on the ri..

Yo Momma so fat  2013/06/14
Your momma's so fat she can be classified as Mrs. Jiggle Puff...

Redneck quickies 7  2013/06/14
You might be a redneck if...You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the "day m..

Hey hey hey  2013/06/14
u might be a redneck if your grandma comes out of the resront bathroom screaming come take..

134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)  2013/06/14
1. You've ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars ..

You might be a redneck if... baseball players  2013/06/13
You don't think baseball players spit and scratch too much...

You have the policeman hold  2013/06/13
You have the policeman hold your beer while you get your license.You gave your young son a..

HillBilly Memories  2013/06/13
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in W.Va. He decided t..

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