Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


You use your fishing license  2013/06/13
You use your fishing license as a form of I.D.On stag night, you take a real deer.Your bac..

You're a redneck ... the most commonly heard  2013/06/13
You're a redneck if....The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "what the ..

Redneck Pick Up Line  2013/06/13
What's the best pick up line in Arkansas?Nice Tooth!..

The number of times you've  2013/06/13
The number of times you've seen either Elvis or a UFO exceeds your I.Q.Any of your neighbo..

What do you call.....  2013/06/13
Q. what do you calla niggar with soe boots? A. an alabama wind chime Q. what do apples and..

You're a redneck ... you think that the  2013/06/13
You're a redneck if.... You think that the Styrofoam cooler is the greatestinvention of al..

Not so wise  2013/06/13
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature bothered me. Th..

You're a redneck ... taking your wife on  2013/06/13
You're a redneck if.... Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the DairyQueen...

He gets a Thermos  2013/06/13
There was two people working in a coal mine. It was time for lunch so the two people sat d..

Redneck estate  2013/06/13
Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his..

You think cur is a  2013/06/13
You think cur is a breed of dog.People hear your car long before they see it.Your four-yea..

How funny  2013/06/12
you mite be a red neck if your cruse controle is a brick on the gas..

Done them all!  2013/06/12
Moments before a Redneck wedding, a groom and his best man, who go back a long way as frie..

You're a redneck ... you ever parked a  2013/06/12
You're a redneck if.... You ever parked a Camero in a tree...

Your master bathroom has the  2013/06/12
Your master bathroom has the words "porta" and "potty" written on the side.You can't take ..

Alabama Jump  2013/06/12
A farmer in his pickup truck in Alabama was driving across a bridge when he noticed a man ..

When you leave your house,  2013/06/12
When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tob..

You're a redneck ... you hit a bump  2013/06/12
You're a redneck if .... You hit a bump in the road and lose half of yourworldly possessio..

Redneck Bonanza!  2013/06/12
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way somebody loses a..

Redneck sex  2013/06/12
A: What does a redneck woman say after she has sex?B: Get off me dad! You're squishing my ..

Redneck quickies 8  2013/06/12
You might be a redneck if...You go to the family reunion to pick up women. Your grandmothe..

Redneck quickies 10  2013/06/12
You might be a redneck if...You think a chain saw is a musical instrument. You've ever sto..

Dumbass  2013/06/12
fuck you shithead..

You just might be a Red Neck if . . . . .  2013/06/12
You just might be a Red Neck if You've ever used lard in bed. Your home hasmore miles on i..

You're a redneck ... during your senior year  2013/06/12
You're a redneck if.... During your senior year you and your mother hadhomeroom together...

You're a redneck ... exxon and conoco have  2013/06/12
You're a redneck if.... Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for yourhair...

Red Neck Phone Company  2013/06/12
Q: What does a red neck call the phone company?A: Taco Bell!..

Tough Brake  2013/06/12
One day these 3 guys were walking & found a demand.The demand said go in the fores get..

You're a redneck ... you've had to remove  2013/06/12
You're a redneck if.... You've had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures...

40 Things Never Said By Southerners  2013/06/12
40. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen.39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex...

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