Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


Vasectomomy  2013/06/12
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not a..

You know you're a redneck if..  2013/06/12
You know you're a redneck if you lose your camouflage truck...

Your coat-of-arms features kudzu.Your sophisticated  2013/06/11
Your coat-of-arms features kudzu.Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.You t..

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi Knight If...  2013/06/11
You ever uttered the phrase, "May the force be with y'all'. Your Jedi robe is camouflage.Y..

Redneck Circumcision (sick)  2013/06/11
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin...

You've ever held somebody up  2013/06/11
You've ever held somebody up with a caulk gun.You have every episode of "Hee Haw" on tape...

You've given your gun a  2013/06/11
You've given your gun a woman's name.Baling wire and a pair of pliers are what you conside..

You might be a redneck....  2013/06/11
You might be a redneck if you cook your cookies on the grill!..

You might be a redneck if... reunion  2013/06/11
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister's nude dancing debut...

Your kids LIKE the Arch  2013/06/11
Your kids LIKE the Arch Deluxe hamburger at McDonalds.You think the tobacco companies have..

Redneck quickies 3  2013/06/11
You might be a redneck if...You've totaled every car you've ever owned. There are more tha..

100 pound pig  2013/06/11
Mike Mooney A Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig...

Governors mansion  2013/06/11
Did you hear that the Governors mansion in Arkansas burned down?Almost took out the whole ..

Redneck nascar  2013/06/11
You might be a redneck If on sundays you have fanily gatherings to watch nascar..

Redneck Vacation  2013/06/11
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I r..

You might be a redneck if...deer head  2013/06/11
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses...

Your wife wants to stop  2013/06/11
Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip B..

Redneck Cowboy  2013/06/11
A redneck cowboy rides into town on a hot blistering day riding his horse with his dog fol..

Red Necks Driving in a Circle  2013/06/11
Q: What do you call a bunch of rednecks chasing a kid around in a circle?A: NASCAR..

Valentines, Redneck  2013/06/11
Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.Yore..

Getting a Gal...  2013/06/11
A lawyer from New York was transferred to a small frontier town during the settlement of t..

Bikers back down from your  2013/06/10
Bikers back down from your momma.You were shooting pool when your kids were born.Your favo..

You have ever had deer  2013/06/10
You have ever had deer graze in your front yard close enough to the house that you could t..

Your wife keeps a can  2013/06/10
Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.Your insurance man is a redneck too i..

Bunch of Redneck Riddles  2013/06/10
Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for ..

Redneck Family Values  2013/06/10
If your a redneck, you would let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the table in front of ..

You're a redneck ... you think the best  2013/06/10
You're a redneck if.... You think the best way to keep things cold is tolevees in the shad..

Jesus and the Redneck  2013/06/10
An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked thewaitress for ..

I want my dollar back!  2013/06/10
a rednek goes to a mart and wins 20 million dallars."gimme my money" he says"we can give y..

Arkansas Couple  2013/06/10
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So the hus..

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