Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


"X" marks the one!  2013/06/10
How does a Redneck practice safe sex?He puts X's on the cows that kick. Submitted by Curti..

Smart Cow  2013/06/10
A city man was tooling down a country road when his car sputtered to a complete stop near ..

Redneck quickies 39  2013/06/10
You might be a redneck if...If you are 20 and you can still go in McDonald's playhouse. If..

You're a redneck ... you can belch and  2013/06/10
You're a redneck if.... You can belch and say your name at the same time...

You think Hamlet is on  2013/06/10
You think Hamlet is on the McDonald's breakfast menu.Your kids are going hungry tonight be..

Redneck Murders  2013/06/10
Howcome no one can solve redneck murders?Because the DNA is all the same and there are no ..

You're a redneck ... you have more than  2013/06/10
You're a redneck if.... You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior...

Your vehicle has a two-tone  2013/06/10
Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and primer gray.The tobacco chewers in y..

Redneck honeymoon.  2013/06/10
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night the hillbilly..

ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME  2013/06/10
--A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by ataxidermist.--Do not a..

A man traveling down a country road  2013/06/09
A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddlecovering the e..

Those Lovely Farmer&  2013/06/09
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first be..

Redneck Track & Fiel  2013/06/09
You might be a redneck if you think 'wind sprints' means running from a fart...

Your kids are going hungry  2013/06/09
Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflap..

Disapointment  2013/06/09
What's the redneck definition of real disappointment? Just when you get the rocks piled up..

A Redneck Porch  2013/06/09
If your porch collapses and kills more than 7 dogs. You just might be a redneck...

Farmers daugthers  2013/06/09
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first be..

Modern Miracles  2013/06/09
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything th..

Expensive Fishing Tr  2013/06/09
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, t..

You're a redneck ... your mother doesn't remove  2013/06/09
You're a redneck if.... Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lipsbefore tellin..

Still married  2013/06/09
How can you tell if a redneck is married?There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his..

You've ever climbed a water  2013/06/09
You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.You..

You participate in the "who  2013/06/09
You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".You roll you hair with ..

Raid  2013/06/09
You might be a redneck if...You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table...

Overturned Wagon  2013/06/09
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear..

U might be a redneck  2013/06/09
u might be a redneck if u have ever compared the size of your wiener with your dogs.u migh..

You know you are the Redneck if…  2013/06/09
You know you are the Redneck if…Your yard has been proposed as a new landfill site.Your k..

A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck  2013/06/08
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Coolwip" on the side............

Halloween  2013/06/08
How do hillbillies celebrate Halloween?They pump kin.Submitted by CalamjoEdited by Curtis..

You're a redneck ... you have spray painted  2013/06/08
You're a redneck if.... You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on anoverpass...

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