Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


Poetry Contest  2013/06/08
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas..

You might be a redneck if... girlfriend  2013/06/08
You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass...

Good Things/Compliments of a Redneck  2013/06/08
-- Cute as a sack full of puppies.-- If things get any better, I may have to hire someone ..

Death On Oak Street  2013/06/08
Mary Sue passed away in the middle of the night, so her husband,Bubba, called 911. The ope..

You're a redneck ... the diploma hanging in  2013/06/08
You're a redneck if.... The diploma hanging in your den contains the words"Trucking Instit..

You think you are an  2013/06/08
You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.Yo..

You're a redneck ... in tough situations you  2013/06/08
You're a redneck if.... In tough situations you ask yourself, "What wouldCurly do?"...

Arkansas divorce  2013/06/08
If a couple from Arkansas decide to get a divoce, are they stilllegally brother and sister..

You might be a redneck if... chain  2013/06/08
Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain...

Young Couple in Louisiana  2013/06/08
A honeymooning couple was passing through Louisiana. When they were approaching Lafayette,..

Alabama State Troope  2013/06/08
Two buddies were speeding through the great state of Alabama when to their surprise, out p..

Damn Yankee  2013/06/08
A farmer in his pickup truck in Alabama was driving across abridge when he noticed a man s..

You're a redneck ... your mama can back  2013/06/07
You're a redneck if .... Your mama can back down a biker...

Sending the Son to College  2013/06/07
A rural couple had made sacrifices to save money to send their only son to college. Once t..

Redneck quickies 9  2013/06/07
You might be a redneck if...Birds are attracted to your beard.The diploma hanging in your ..

When a sign that says  2013/06/07
When a sign that says "Say No To Crack!" reminds you to pull up your jeans.Your beer can c..

Toothbrush  2013/06/07
How can we tell that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?Had it been invented elsewher..

A letter from an Ark  2013/06/07
Dear Son:Your Paw has a job. It's the first one he had in forty-eight years since we have ..

You can name all the  2013/06/07
You can name all the characters from the "Dukes of Hazzard".You recite lines from "The Duk..

You've ever worn hunter's orange  2013/06/07
You've ever worn hunter's orange to church.You have barnyard animals living in your house...

3 friends  2013/06/07
There were 3 boys one called shit the another called fuck and the 3rd one called manners, ..

Things You'll Never Hear a Southerner Say  2013/06/07
34 Things You'll Absolutely Never Hear a Southerner Say1. We don't keep firearms in this h..

You're a redneck ... you need an estimate  2013/06/07
You're a redneck if.... You need an estimate from your barber before you get ahaircut...

Southern Hospitality  2013/06/07
How do you know when you're staying in a classy hotel in theSouth?When you call the front ..

You think that Marlboro is  2013/06/07
You think that Marlboro is a cologne.Your best coat is a black and red checkered.You put y..

You ever called your sister  2013/06/07
You ever called your sister "Mom" and didn't have to correct yourself.The directions to yo..

You have flowers planted in  2013/06/07
You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.Ya can't get married to ..

The first words out of  2013/06/07
The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!", "HEY!" or "How ..

Undies  2013/06/07
When do you know you are a southern redneck?When you go to Mardi Gras parades to stock up ..

You Might be a Yankee if  2013/06/06
This is a response to Jeff Foxwhatever's "You might be a Redneck if ..." So..... You might..

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