Poetry Contest 2013/06/08 The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas.. You might be a redneck if... girlfriend 2013/06/08 You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass... Good Things/Compliments of a Redneck 2013/06/08 -- Cute as a sack full of puppies.-- If things get any better, I may have to hire someone .. Death On Oak Street 2013/06/08 Mary Sue passed away in the middle of the night, so her husband,Bubba, called 911. The ope.. You're a redneck ... the diploma hanging in 2013/06/08 You're a redneck if.... The diploma hanging in your den contains the words"Trucking Instit.. You think you are an 2013/06/08 You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.Yo.. You're a redneck ... in tough situations you 2013/06/08 You're a redneck if.... In tough situations you ask yourself, "What wouldCurly do?"... Arkansas divorce 2013/06/08 If a couple from Arkansas decide to get a divoce, are they stilllegally brother and sister.. You might be a redneck if... chain 2013/06/08 Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain... Young Couple in Louisiana 2013/06/08 A honeymooning couple was passing through Louisiana. When they were approaching Lafayette,.. Alabama State Troope 2013/06/08 Two buddies were speeding through the great state of Alabama when to their surprise, out p.. Damn Yankee 2013/06/08 A farmer in his pickup truck in Alabama was driving across abridge when he noticed a man s.. You're a redneck ... your mama can back 2013/06/07 You're a redneck if .... Your mama can back down a biker... Sending the Son to College 2013/06/07 A rural couple had made sacrifices to save money to send their only son to college. Once t.. Redneck quickies 9 2013/06/07 You might be a redneck if...Birds are attracted to your beard.The diploma hanging in your .. When a sign that says 2013/06/07 When a sign that says "Say No To Crack!" reminds you to pull up your jeans.Your beer can c.. Toothbrush 2013/06/07 How can we tell that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?Had it been invented elsewher.. A letter from an Ark 2013/06/07 Dear Son:Your Paw has a job. It's the first one he had in forty-eight years since we have .. You can name all the 2013/06/07 You can name all the characters from the "Dukes of Hazzard".You recite lines from "The Duk.. You've ever worn hunter's orange 2013/06/07 You've ever worn hunter's orange to church.You have barnyard animals living in your house... 3 friends 2013/06/07 There were 3 boys one called shit the another called fuck and the 3rd one called manners, .. Things You'll Never Hear a Southerner Say 2013/06/07 34 Things You'll Absolutely Never Hear a Southerner Say1. We don't keep firearms in this h.. You're a redneck ... you need an estimate 2013/06/07 You're a redneck if.... You need an estimate from your barber before you get ahaircut... Southern Hospitality 2013/06/07 How do you know when you're staying in a classy hotel in theSouth?When you call the front .. You think that Marlboro is 2013/06/07 You think that Marlboro is a cologne.Your best coat is a black and red checkered.You put y.. You ever called your sister 2013/06/07 You ever called your sister "Mom" and didn't have to correct yourself.The directions to yo.. You have flowers planted in 2013/06/07 You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.Ya can't get married to .. The first words out of 2013/06/07 The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!", "HEY!" or "How .. Undies 2013/06/07 When do you know you are a southern redneck?When you go to Mardi Gras parades to stock up .. You Might be a Yankee if 2013/06/06 This is a response to Jeff Foxwhatever's "You might be a Redneck if ..." So..... You might.. Total:
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