Military jokes

Military jokes and army humor, ranging from jokes about the Air Force to jokes about the Navy.


Lobsters  2013/01/06
A police officer was driving his patrol car down next to a beachwhen he noticed a man knee..

The General's Valet  2013/01/06
A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar ..

Suzie's Legs  2013/01/06
One day these 3 guys where walking down the street when theyspotted this bar. They went in..

Army Life  2013/01/06
The instructor wanted to impress upon the soldiers how horrific any combat could become us..

Speaking with the general  2013/01/06
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard dut..

The Top 16 Things Overheard During Saddam's Trial  2013/01/06
16> "Let the record show that the defendant has entered a plea of 'Not guilty byre..

Q. How do the little  2013/01/06
Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is bedtime?A. When the b..

bin laden FOUND!  2013/01/06
Bin laden was found yesterday.he was hiding behind the cookie shopwith the afgans..

Mind over matter!  2013/01/06
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Alaska. The fir..

Always on Duty  2013/01/06
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear: No car was to en..

Fat  2013/01/06
yo mamma so fat she is as tall laying down as she is standing up..

Not me Sarge!  2013/01/06
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he tur..

Ping pong balls  2013/01/06
there is three soliders and they all want to go home. so the capitin says who ever can bri..

Battle on the Ocean  2013/01/06
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of bei..

Girl in Army  2013/01/06
Q: Did you hear about the girl who wanted to join the Army?A: She jumped over a campfire a..

Bubba and Junior!  2013/01/06
Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long after..

Rules of Combat  2013/01/06
1.) If the enemy is in range, so are you. 2.) Incoming fire has the right of way. 3.) Don'..

Iraqi Bingo  2013/01/06
Q. How do you play Iraqi bingo?A. B-52...F-16...B-2..

Deadly Curfew  2013/01/06
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast Everybody had to be off the streets or risk being sho..

Drunk Driving Test  2013/01/06
A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. Hewalked up to the car and s..

Custer's Last Thoughts  2013/01/05
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General Custer's la..

Q. Whats red and  2013/01/05
Q. Whats red and has 7 dents?A. Snow whites cherry..

Change your course now  2013/01/05
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian au..

Broken Horse  2013/01/05
The day after Christmas a mounted Police Officer sees a youngboy riding a bike. He stops t..

Minutes in the Army  2013/01/05
After a day of grueling maneuvers under the blazing Texas sun, the platoon stood in front ..

Monkey Driver  2013/01/05
A hillbilly cop was driving along, when he came across thismassive car crash. Both cars we..

State Penitentiary  2013/01/05
Jack, who does not have a criminal record, has just beenconvicted of a minor crime. In his..

Did you hear  2013/01/05
Did you hear that Captain Hook died from jock itch?..

Telling a tale of WWII  2013/01/05
There was a fundraising event being held in the local RSA by the local Women's Auxiliary, ..

Sam Returns Home From War  2013/01/05
Sam had been a soldier at war for more than three years, during which he had been in many ..

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