Military jokes

Military jokes and army humor, ranging from jokes about the Air Force to jokes about the Navy.


Purebred Police Dog  2013/01/05
The ad in the local newspaper read: "Purebred Police Dog $25."Thinking that to be a great ..

Aussie Trouser Snake.  2013/01/05
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and we..

Marine corps  2013/01/05
A marine and a sailor are in the bathroom. When they finish, the sailor says,"In the navy,..

Aggies R Dum  2013/01/05
There was an Aggie, a Longhorn, and a Bug Eater.They attempted to rob a bank but got caugh..

Anti aircraft weapon  2013/01/05
The USA blamed the Russian companies that they were supplying Bagdad with the elastic band..

On the high seas!  2013/01/05
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after an evening..

Irish RAF  2013/01/05
The Irish RAF stormed the RSPCA. They went to kill the fiveAfgans held there...

3 Sick Soldiers...  2013/01/05
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -"What's your prob..

Wooden Airfield  2012/07/18
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that has been told and retold eve..

The Recruits  2012/07/18
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection."Hey j..

Battle on the Ocean  2012/07/17
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of bei..

Gulf War Remembered!  2012/07/17
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?A. Nothing, yet.Q: What does Saddam want ..

Soldier's Ambition  2012/07/17
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your prob..

Custer's Last Thoughts  2012/07/17
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General Custer's la..

Learning to be tactful  2012/07/17
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One day he..

Sick and Pompous General  2012/07/17
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For almo..

Yes What?  2012/07/17
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or ..

French Fighter Pilot  2012/05/17
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant litt..

Standing In Line  2012/05/17
"I suppose," snarled the leathery sergeant to the private, "that when you're discharged fr..

Two Terrorists  2012/05/17
Two terrorists are chatting. One of them has his wallet out and is flipping through pictur..

US Air Force Humor!  2012/05/17
"Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix be..

Aussie Trouser Snake  2012/05/17
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and we..

A job interview  2012/05/15
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fre..

30 times  2012/05/15
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.Early one mornin..

Aircraft carrier  2012/05/15
This is based on an actual radio conversation between a U.S. Navy aircraft carrier (U.S.S...

Annual physical fitness test  2012/05/15
At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year..

Best Solution...!  2012/05/15
At a Barrack, the commander calls the captain:-Take as many soldiers you need and start bu..

Naval officer  2012/05/15
A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospit..

Radio Conversation  2012/05/15
This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadia..

Israeli  2012/05/15
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.The CO ..

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