Military jokes

Military jokes and army humor, ranging from jokes about the Air Force to jokes about the Navy.

GI Insurance 2013/01/08
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about the..

64 Ways to Piss off a Cop 2013/01/08
1) When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, officer, there'sno blood in my alcohol?" 2..

3 Criminals 2013/01/08
These 3 guys robbed a bank and were making a run for it whenthey heard police sirens in th..

Respect my authority! 2013/01/07
A bloke gets pulled up for speeding. Being about 10 Km's overthe speed limit, the cop anno..

Plant the Lettuce 2013/01/07
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife:"Dear Husband, I have decided to plant ..

The Accident Note 2013/01/07
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights brokenand considerable damage. T..

Applause for the stripper 2013/01/07
The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain th..

Osama the Dick 2013/01/07
The FBI has a new plan for capturing Osama Bin Laden- Since he is such a dick, all ..

Guide to talking to a cop! 2013/01/07
Don't you hate it! When the cop pulls you over, I mean. Well,here are some answers to th..

Break Into the House 2013/01/07
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with theburglar who had broken into his ..

Give up drugs 2013/01/07
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope andappeared in court before the..

I Need an Ambulance 2013/01/07
This is a call that came into the 911 emergency line:911 operator: 911 what is your emerge..

Tough Drill Sargeant 2013/01/07
My army unit was so tough...How tough was it?It was so tough, the drill sergent used to we..

Giving sad news to a troop 2013/01/07
The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' moth..

Hitler and the Pig 2013/01/07
Adolf Hitler is speeding through Germany with his chauffeur at the wheel on his way to an ..

Osama 2013/01/07
Osama Ben Laden, your such a bitch; I hope your dick gets a seven year itch. I hope your b..

Hit a Pig 2013/01/07
A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences.After a few minutes he radios h..

HUM: The Village People Meets 2013/01/07
HUM: The Village People Meets Star Wars (***)Y.O.D.A (To the Village People's "Y.M.C.A")(A..

You Might Be A 2013/01/07
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If.......You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'a..

Illegal Right Turn 2013/01/07
A gandpa and his grandson are driving to the mall when thegrandpa says, "Uh, oh I just mad..

An Egyptian man is walking... 2013/01/07
An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and o..

Top ten sexually suggestive lines 2013/01/07
Top ten sexually suggestive lines in the Star Wars TrilogyStar Wars 10. "Get in there you ..

Arm Conviction 2013/01/07
A man is caught trying to rob a bank and sent to court. Hislawyer comes up with a novel st..

Pulled Over 2013/01/07
Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over bya state trooper. The troope..

First Time in Prison 2013/01/07
This man is convicted of crime and sentenced to do hard time inprison. The man has never b..

Sense of Time 2013/01/07
A sweet young thing thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a..

Keeping the Piece 2013/01/07
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission..

Who Is Braver? 2013/01/06
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Forc..

Three soldiours 2013/01/06
three soldiours were in hospital beds and the queen comes to visit themshe goes up to the ..

Leutenant's Daughter 2013/01/06
The little daughter of a lieutenant answered a telephone callwhile her parents were out. A..

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