Military jokes

Military jokes and army humor, ranging from jokes about the Air Force to jokes about the Navy.


Priority Approach  2013/01/09
A military pilot urgently called ATC for a priority landing because his single-engine jet ..

Id man  2013/01/09
where does sadam housan keep his cds?in irak..

Little johnny at school  2013/01/09
One day at the end of class little Johnny's teacher has the class go home and think of a s..

Fixing problems in the air force  2013/01/09
''Squawks'' are problems noted by U.S. Air Force pilots and left for maintenance crews to ..

The Titanic  2013/01/09
Q.What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?A.Sanka..

One man will defeat the English Army  2013/01/09
A huge fleet of the english army came to a hill, on the bottom of the hill, there was a fo..

People who don't believe in retaliation...  2013/01/09
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who do..

Glazed Cop  2013/01/08
A cop pulls a guy over. The guy gets out and asks, "What's wrongofficer?" The cop replys, ..

Enemies to the West  2013/01/08
A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting."How are we ..

Women Rock  2013/01/08
What do women and rocks have in common?You skip the flat ones..

The Night Before Payback!  2013/01/08
Twas the night before Payback... 'Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,T..

BinladenHog's Day  2013/01/08
BinLaden popped his head out of his cave You know what thatmeans don't you? 6 more weeks o..

US & IRAQI  2013/01/08
IN IRAQ ONE NIGHT AMERICAN ARMY HAD REPORT THERE IS BUNCH OF FEDAYEAN HIDE TO AMBUSH THE A..

Tingling  2013/01/08
A fugitive was running from the police. He was hiding in thehouse of his ex-girlfriend, an..

Southern Party with Navy Officers  2012/05/21
A US Navy cruiser pulled into port in Mississippi for a week'sshore leave. The first eveni..

The Top 15 Surprises  2012/05/21
The Top 15 Surprises in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars"15. New scene in which Chewbacca teache..

My men are very brave  2012/05/21
General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Mars..

Photo from Automated Speed Trap  2012/05/21
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trapthat measured his speed using ..

Bragging about old times  2012/05/21
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days."Why, my outfit was so well ..

Yo mamma.........  2013/01/08
yo mamma is so fat that when she goes to see a movie she sits next to everybody..

Snow White saw Pinocchio walking  2013/01/08
Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran upbehind him, knocked him fl..

The American and the Japanese  2013/01/08
There is a war going on and the Americans control one side of ariver and the Japanese cont..

Your mamma is so fat....  2013/01/08
Your mamma is so fat she played pool with the planets...

Injury Claim  2013/01/08
A farmer who has been involved in a terrible road accident witha large truck ended up in c..

Changing Underwear  2013/01/08
The men of Charlie Company had been in the field for two weeks when the Sarge announces, I..

Aeroflot v.s. SCUD Missile  2013/01/08
Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile?A: Aeroflot has killed more..

The Americans Complaint  2013/01/08
Look, we have bombed these people, shot them, invaded their country, shipped them off to C..

The Old Lady's Car Jacking!  2013/01/08
An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 malesin her car. She dropped her ..

Gulf War Remembered!  2013/01/08
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?A. Nothing, yet. Q: What does Saddam want..

The Recruits  2013/01/08
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection."Hey j..

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