Military jokes

Military jokes and army humor, ranging from jokes about the Air Force to jokes about the Navy.


Military Computer  2013/01/10
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or ..

What kind  2013/01/10
fukin mother fuker..

The last laugh!  2013/01/10
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Fo..

Indecent Exposure  2013/01/10
A blonde was walking down the street with her boob hanging outof her shirt. A police stopp..

Army Training  2013/01/10
A son comes home from the Army. After a few hours, he finallygets to talk to his father al..

Pierre the Fighter Pilot  2013/01/10
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant litt..

Landing at a hidden military base  2013/01/10
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, know..

The Soldier and the Dog  2013/01/10
An WWII American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he wa..

The General's Temperature  2013/01/10
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady. For alm..

Cops and Blondes  2013/01/10
There was a blonde a brunnete and a red head they wereall in a car. When all of a sudden a..

Trusty Police Dog  2013/01/10
Police office George and officer Mary had been assigned to walkthe beat. They had only bee..

Dear John Reply  2013/01/10
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote b..

Victory!  2013/01/10
The General shouted to his troops, "Onward To Victory"!About 30 minutes later, an urgent m..

Another Dumb Blonde  2013/01/10
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club..

Telling time in the military  2013/01/10
Heard over The US Armed Forces Radio Station, Okinawa, in 1959."HELLLLLLOOOOOO Okinawa!!!!..

War on Saddam  2013/01/10
Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whoto invade next when his telephone ra..

LBJ Gets what he deserves  2013/01/09
It was a fact that LBJ would, on occasion, personally call military offices and demand spe..

Drunk Driving  2013/01/09
A Guy and his wife are riding two up along a twisty road with a55MPH limit. Cop pulls the ..

The Colonel's Order  2013/01/09
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS:"Tomorrow evening at ap..

Role Reversal  2013/01/09
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a s..

Little Red Riding Hood was  2013/01/09
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenlythe Big Bad Wolf jumped ..

Wannabe Detectives  2013/01/09
A seargent is interviewing three cadets who were training tobecome detectives. To test the..

Helicopter Crash  2013/01/09
A Huey Cobra practicing autorotations during a military night training exercise had a prob..

Q. What do Kermit  2013/01/09
Q. What do Kermit the Frog and Roseanne Barr's husband have in common? A. They both enjo..

Gun Barrel  2013/01/09
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets restless and asks "What does one ..

Jim and Bob Dragging Their Legs  2013/01/09
Jim and Bob were walking down the street. Bob was dragging hisleft leg, and Jim his right...

The Lying Cop  2013/01/09
A guy gets pulled over for speeding 88 MPH in a 45 zone. The copaskes for his drivers lice..

Military Talk  2013/01/09
One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same l..

Soldier's Ambition  2013/01/09
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your prob..

Picture of Wanted Person  2013/01/09
One day a bus load of kids went for a field trip. One of thekids went into the sherrif's o..

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