Military jokes

Military jokes and army humor, ranging from jokes about the Air Force to jokes about the Navy.


Airforce and the Navy  2013/01/12
A Navy man and an Airforce man walk in to a rest room and take a piss. The Navy man gets d..

New Commander  2013/01/12
One time there was an army camp in India that just received a new commander. During the ne..

Remember When...  2013/01/12
One night, a woman woke up in the middle of the night and foundher husband in the kitchen ..

One day, Pinocchio and his  2013/01/12
One day, Pinocchio and his girlfriend were in bed doing what girls and wooden boys do. Lat..

Soldiers  2013/01/12
Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long after, they're ou..

Saved Your Privates  2013/01/11
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from t..

Hereditary Anatomy  2013/01/11
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, th..

Army Wisdom  2013/01/11
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enoug..

Top Ten Sailor Complaints About New York City  2013/01/11
10. When you enter the city, your dress whites instantly turn jet black 9. Ever since Disn..

The Main Gate  2013/01/11
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to ..

Dumb Robbers  2013/01/11
Criminal #1:This guy in New York walks into a bank and demands money. Theteller pushes th..

Divert Your Course  2013/01/11
This is an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the ..

Fishing for Insults  2013/01/11
"I suppose," snarled the leathery sergeant to the private, "that when you're discharged fr..

Army Sex - Its about Time  2013/01/11
A sweet young thing thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a..

Soldier staying still  2013/01/11
An army soldiers' sergeant told him to stay where he was and do not move no matter what! I..

Definition #1  2013/01/11
Definition of USMCUncle Sams Misguided Childern..

Wife Drawned in the Bay  2013/01/11
The day after a man lost his wife in a boating accident, he wasgreeted by two grim-faced p..

Wash Hands after Going to the Bathroom  2013/01/11
A marine and a sailor were taking a piss in a bathroom. Themarine goes to leave without wa..

Yo mamas so dum  2013/01/11
yo mamas so dum she sat on the couch and watched the tv..

Training Iraqi Pilots  2013/01/11
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?A. You only have to..

Standing Still  2013/01/11
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a su..

Q. What did Cinderella say  2013/01/11
Q. What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?A. Cough, gag, choke, etc...

Slow Down at the Stop Sign  2013/01/11
My friend was once driving around in Baltimore, and he was lost.Consequently, he didn't se..

I'm Someone's Hero  2013/01/11
Did you here about the girl I save from being raped in the Amesparking lot? You know how I..

Definition #2  2013/01/11
Q: Definition of MarineA: Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential..

Bin Laden's Trial  2013/01/11
At Osama Bin Laden's Trial, the Jurors take only 3 minutes dodeliberate. They come out, al..

Top Ten Questions on  2013/01/10
Top Ten Questions on the Spice Girls Application 10. Can you read? 9. Are you allergic t..

3 Dumb Blonde Jokes  2013/01/10
1. Did you hear about the dumb blonde's wife who had triplets? He's out lookin for the o..

Eyes Look Red  2013/01/10
When pulled over by a police officer, if the officer says, "Geeyou eyes look red, have you..

AWOL from boot camp  2013/01/10
As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior drill instructor realized that one of his r..

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