Military jokes

Military jokes and army humor, ranging from jokes about the Air Force to jokes about the Navy.


Please Stand By  2013/01/13
This one cop comes to John's house. John answered the door, thecop asks, "So, whats this a..

Sergeant Major Dick  2013/01/13
An army Sergeant Major walked into a whorehouse one night andapproached the madam and said..

Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend  2013/01/13
The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off th..

Military Blow Job  2013/01/13
Why is being in the military like a blow job?The closer you get to discharge, the better y..

Q. What do  2013/01/13
Q. What do the TV shows 'Green Acres' and 'Roseanne' have in common? A. A pig named Arn..

Intreview with General  2013/01/13
Note this is an exact replication of National Public Radiointerview between a female broad..

The General & the Private  2013/01/13
A general and a private are going to a city. At the next stop, a lady and her teenage daug..

A MAN HAVING 4 WIFES  2013/01/13
A MEN WAS HAVING 4 WIFES.FOURTH WIFE NAME WAS BABY DOLL 3ND WIFE NAME WAS CHINA DOLL 2ND W..

Reward these soldiers for their work  2013/01/13
A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland ..

Monopoly Punny  2013/01/13
It seems that, late in the war in Vietnam, the CIA became displeased with the amount of co..

Police station  2013/01/13
Your mom is like a police station, people come in and out allnight...

All About Scooby-Doo....  2013/01/13
All About Scooby-Doo. What We Remember:Four teenagers and their tr..

Police Report  2013/01/12
Recently, all the dogs were stolen from the local pound.Police have no leads.All the toile..

Cinderella wants  2013/01/12
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won'tlet her. As Cinderella..

Tally Wakers  2013/01/12
Remember back in WWII we used to call all the soldiers G.I. 's.Well now we go against the ..

Number One Customer  2013/01/12
During a job application, a boss of a successful company hasspace to hire only one more em..

Prison or Work ?  2013/01/12
In prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.At work you spend most of your..

The Draft  2013/01/12
Two friends decided they would dodge the draft by having all of their teeth pulled. They k..

Trouble & Shutup  2013/01/12
Once there were two brothers Shutup and Trouble. One day Troublegot lost so Shutup went to..

Q. What is the  2013/01/12
Q. What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A. One is made of p..

Early retirement  2013/01/12
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus..

Armies  2013/01/12
Where does George Washington keep his armies?Up his sleevies!!!!..

Women To Fight  2013/01/12
Take all American women who are within five years of menopause.Train us for a few weeks, o..

Proof  2013/01/12
Proof that....People are assholes.Today in connetcuit a woman was standing on the side of ..

19 Things Not To Say To The Officer  2013/01/12
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, I didn't realize that my ra..

Little Johnny in the Military  2013/01/12
Little Johnny was playing with a pile of crap. After a while, it looked like a human. Then..

Q. Did you hear  2013/01/12
Q. Did you hear about Delta Burke's tragic suicide attempt? A. She tried to harpoon her..

SeinfeldismsHave you ever noticed that  2013/01/12
SeinfeldismsHave you ever noticed that the waiter who takes your order is not theone who b..

Robber Old Enough to Drink  2013/01/12
Colorado Springs: A guy walked into a little corner store with ashot gun and demanded all ..

War Game Casualties  2013/01/12
During an Army war game a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw som..

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