Lawyer jokes

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Lawyer and a Doctor (Impaired of Hearing) 2012/11/14
A lawyer and a doctor (both impaired of hearing) were riding a bus in NewYork, and here's ..

It is part of my job 2012/11/14
Defendant: How can you sentence an innocent man to prison?Judge: It is part of my job...

Laws of Life 2012/11/14
Katz's Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other possi..

Nothing but the truth 2012/11/14
Mr. Smith asked his wife for advice about his upcoming court case in which hecould possibl..

Robbing the club 2012/11/14
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old lawyers gave them a fight..

Ounces of brain for sale 2012/11/14
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarkin..

Lawyer business card 2012/11/14
Ben Dover And C. Howlett FieldsAttorneys At Law...

What and who am I? 2012/11/14
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, whe..

Sleepy juror 2012/11/14
A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness, stopped and said: "I obje..

Old Hooker 2012/11/14
After listening to the elderly hooker plead her case, Judge Poe calls a brief recess and r..

job interview 2012/11/14
An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief exec..

Virgin 2012/11/14
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding."Fath..

Advice From A Lawyer Is Worth.... 2012/11/14
George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However,neither were ..

Lawyer's Dog 2012/11/13
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals..

De-evolution 2012/11/13
At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will be morelawyers than human..

Take no chances 2012/11/13
The lawyer cabled his client overseas: "Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall..

Misinformed 2012/11/13
A priest settled into a chair in a lawyer's office. "Is it true," said thePriest, "that yo..

Practising Law 2012/11/13
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did youcheck for a pulse?A: No.Q: Did you che..

Blind Justice 2012/11/13
A young boy walked up to his father and asked, "Dad, does a lawyer ever tellthe truth?" Th..

Why God Created Eve 2012/11/13
Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve 10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become ..

Lawyer Source 2012/11/13
An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant fr..

Commandments 2012/11/13
While summing up the State's case against the alleged despicable conduct ofthe defendant, ..

Engineer in hell 2012/11/13
One day an engineer died and went to hell. He made all of these wonderful things like fans..

Good Lawyers? 2012/11/13
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good Lawyer know..

Pact with Satan 2012/11/13
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. ..

First pick 2012/11/13
Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the mosttoxic waste dumps..

Revelations In Life 2012/11/13
Revelations on My Life 1. I'm not into working out. You see, my philosophy is no pain, no ..

A good start 2012/11/13
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A: A good start!..

Jury Duty 2012/11/13
A man was chosen for jury duty who really wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried ev..

Defendant's lawyer 2012/11/13
A man was chosen for jury duty who really wanted to be dismissed from serving.He tried eve..

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