Lawyer jokes
Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!
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Defense Lawyer 2012/11/13 When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we.. Trampoline vs. lawyer 2012/11/13 Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer?A: You take your shoes off to j.. Feeling 12 Feet Under 2012/11/13 Why do they bury lawyers twelve feet under instead of the normalsix feet?Because deep down.. Prostitute Parrots 2012/11/13 A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I bought these two ta.. Never judge a book by the cover 2012/11/13 A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in thesticks when he was amazed to find a.. Degrees of the law 2012/11/13 Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't know the law?A: A judge... Sushi bar 2012/11/13 Have you heard about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It's called Sos.. Fair 2012/11/12 Q. What is your name?A. Ernestine McDowell.Q. And what is your marital status?A. Fair... What's the difference 2012/11/12 What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take off your shoes before yo.. Terrorists 2012/11/12 "Terrorists abduct bus load of attorneys."Note from terrorists:"Unless you meet our demand.. Chastity Belt Key! 2012/11/12 In days of old, when knights were bold, this particular knight was leaving for a crusade a.. The Laywer, the duck and the farmer 2012/11/12 A big city, Colorado, lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird,.. Defendant in Court 2012/11/12 Defendant (after being sentenced to 90 days in jail): "May I address the court?"Judge: ".. Express Degree 2012/11/12 An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer."I want t.. The Old Man's Dying Wish 2012/11/12 An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called hislawyer. "I want t.. Life Insurance Sales 2012/11/12 Private Jones was assigned to the army induction center, where he advised new recruits abo.. Unhappily Married 2012/11/12 A man is walking down a beach during sunset when he stumbles across a lamp. Picking it up .. Elderly spinster 2012/11/12 An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told thereceptionist she wanted to see .. How do you know if a lawyer 2012/11/12 Q: How do you know if a lawyer is lieing A: If his mouth moves... Viagra 2012/11/12 Do you know what happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?He gets taller... Lawyer Lines 2012/11/12 Why do people love to tell lawyer jokes? There is something about this respected professio.. Yes sir 2012/11/12 Q. Were you acquainted with the deceased?A. Yes, sir.Q. Before or after he died?.. Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd 2012/11/12 What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?Their last big hit was The Wall... Sandwhiches 2012/11/12 Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then theyproduced sandwiches from .. Under Oath 2012/11/12 "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background.. Learned From Kids 2012/11/12 1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.2. A 3-year-old is louder than 200 adults in a.. Murder Conviction 2012/11/12 A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicatingguilt, but there .. An honest lawyer 2012/11/12 Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?A: An oxymoron... Lawyer Stamps? 2012/11/12 The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawy.. Drowning Lawyer 2012/11/12 How do you save a drowning lawyer? Take your foot off his head... Total:
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