Lawyer jokes

Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!

Dads a Lawyer 2012/11/12
While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-yea..

Who Does the Witness Know? 2012/11/11
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the answer: ..

Court 2012/11/11
"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligencefor a man of your background,..

Cross eyed law 2012/11/11
The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and he said to the first o..

Switching Heads 2012/11/11
This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She te..

Lawyers and god 2012/11/11
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God?A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer...

barrister 2012/11/11
Two solicitors came to a sticky end and were slowly making their way up to Heavan. On thei..

Washing Machine 2012/11/11
What is the difference between a washing machine and a sorority girl?You can throw your lo..

Lawyer: Send Me 2012/11/11
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but with one ca..

blode in car... 2012/11/11
one day on the high way a car starts swerving out of nowhere going back and forth and so o..

The truth 2012/11/11
One juror overheard saying to another..."You'll notice that neither theprosecutor or defen..

pregnancy 2012/11/11
A woman went to her doctor in a panic."Doctor, you must help me," she sobbed, please put m..

Botched Vasectomy 2012/11/11
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Shortly after he recovers from his an anesth..

Hindu, Jew and Attorney Traveling 2012/11/11
There is a Hindu man, a Jewish man, and an attorney traveling ina car down a backroad when..

What's the catch 2012/11/11
The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for ..

Brand New Hat 2012/11/11
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so tha..

Lawyers give irrelevant information 2012/11/11
Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their ..

Buying Condoms 2012/11/11
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young..

Must See Annual Sale 2012/11/11
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local pape..

Funeral Arrangements 2012/11/11
An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told the receptionist she wanted to see..

How many lawyers does it take to change a... 2012/11/11
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?'Such number as may be deemed necessar..

Curly Pubic Hair 2012/11/11
Why is pubic hair curly?So you don't poke your eyes out!..

Moron Kid 2012/11/11
After my 11 year old son did something really dumb, I called him a "moron." He looked at h..

Christmas bonus 2012/11/11
Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmasparty, you c..

A law firm receptionist answered 2012/11/11
A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firm's senior partner had..

Rolex 2012/11/10
A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I lovemy BMW, I lo..

Bribing the Judge 2012/11/10
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money wastalking to his lawyer. "If I los..

Bastard in Family 2012/11/10
For 3 years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. T..

Cross-examined 2012/11/10
An Amish man named Samuel was injured when he and his horse were struck by a car at an int..

Jonah's Fate 2012/11/10
A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically imposs..

Total: 34 << Previous Go to Next >>