Lawyer jokes

Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!

The heart of the matter 2012/11/10
A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his optionswere. Natural..

14 Lawyer Quickies. 2012/11/10
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent client..

Did you know that heaven 2012/11/10
Did you know that heaven and hell are right next to each other? Well they are and there se..

Optimist v Pessimist 2012/11/10
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist..

Natchitoches 2012/11/10
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they s..

What do you call 100 lawyers 2012/11/10
Q. What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A. A good start...

Only in Merry Old England 2012/11/10
(actual trial) A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she notic..

The teacher, the thief & the lawyer 2012/11/10
A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So whenthey reach the ..

Be careful who you rob 2012/11/10
"Did youse git anything." whispered the burglar on guard as his pal emerged from the windo..

Running over Lawyers 2012/11/10
A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the..

Lawyer quickies 6 2012/11/10
Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?A: In the cemetery. Q: What do lawyers use as contrace..

Accurate 2012/11/10
George and Harry set out in a trans-Atlantic hot air balloon race. After 37hours in the ai..

Cannibals 2012/11/10
Two cannibals, wandering around in the desert for days without food, hungry and desolate, ..

I must banish 2012/11/10
THE COURT: Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present informationand prejudice..

Conflict of Interest 2012/11/10
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!..

ARRIVING AT THE PEARLY GATES 2012/11/10
Following a distinguished legal career, a man arrived at the Gates of Heaven,accompanied b..

Out of What? 2012/11/10
Two lawyers are all who survive a ship wreck. They wash up on a desertisland and remain fo..

Corruption Trial 2012/11/10
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness..

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. 2012/11/10
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peterchecks his dossier and says, "A..

Gay Identification 2012/11/09
A guy from the deep south comes to New York and he's amazed by the indoor plumbing. He's s..

The stranded lawyers! 2012/11/09
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other thing..

Here's your fee schedule 2012/11/09
A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule."Alright," the lawyer says lo..

Bill of Rights 2012/11/09
Two Lawyers are arguing in court one day, and finally, the judgecalls for order. Attorney ..

Ebonic Lords Prayer 2012/11/09
Big Daddy's Rap - The Lord's PrayerYo, Bid Daddy upstairs, - Our Father, who art in heaven..

A lawyer at the box office 2012/05/18
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels apair of hands k..

Lawyers Brains 2012/05/18
A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and it's inoperable - in fact, it's so large, the..

The Lawyer and the D 2012/05/18
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared.The Devil to..

Defendant 2012/05/18
Attorney: Are you the husband of the defendant? I mean of the plaintiff?Witness: I'm the w..

Short Lawyer Jokes II 2012/05/18
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged..

Dog named SEX 2012/11/09
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine "Sex."Now, ..

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