Lawyer jokes
Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!
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Cunning Plan 2012/11/09 A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spe.. Three men crash their hot 2012/11/09 Three men crash their hot air baloon into a tree in the middle of nowhere. After being stu.. Lawyer Exchanges 2012/11/09 Here are some actual exchanges between lawyers and witnesses in the court room. Perhaps th.. Who Gets the Toy 2012/11/09 The father of five children won a toy at a raffle.He called his kids together to ask which.. Over billed 2012/11/09 Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?To prevent clients from be.. Getting a Little Que 2012/11/09 Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me obtain a divorce... Apple a Day 2012/11/09 There was a time when an apple a day kept the doctor away, but now it's malpractice insura.. Liar 2012/11/09 One day a plane filled with lawyers crashed down into a feild. The nextday the police came.. Definition of ... 2012/11/09 What's the definition of "a shame" (as in, "that's a shame")? When a busload of lawyers go.. Guilty? 2012/11/09 A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merel.. Practice Makes Perfect! 2012/11/09 A blonde just got a job as an assistant secretary at a major lawfirm. She was to stay by t.. 18 Things Not To Say 2012/11/09 18 things not to say to your pregnant wife.1. I finished the Oreo's.2. Not to imply anythi.. Notice of a Class Action Suit 2012/11/09 I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based Unit, Model # Hom.. Free Drinks in Idaho 2012/11/09 A man from Idaho goes to New York City, on business, for the first time. After checking in.. Jury fixing 2012/11/09 Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold outfor a charge of m.. Tee Off 2012/11/09 There once was a lawyer who was so fanatical about his golf game that he used to play ever.. Skid Marks 2012/11/09 What is the difference between a dead dog in the middel of the road and a dead lawyer?A: T.. One in a Million 2012/11/09 What does a lawyer have in common with a spermatozoa?They both have about one chance in a .. Home Distilled Liquo 2012/11/08 Drunken Billy was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the sta.. Lawyer One Liners #5 2012/11/08 ** What's the difference between God and a lawyer? God doesn't think he's a lawyer.** Did .. That's a real bargain 2012/11/08 A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lo.. Painfull Averies 2012/11/08 Reminds me of the woman who goes to her gynecologist and complains of a pain in her averie.. Discovery 2012/11/08 Attorney General: Would the Court like me to put a very brief statement on therecord about.. The skunk 2012/11/08 what do you say when a skunk comes to a court room?oder in the court!.. Know When YOU'RE 2012/11/08 Fellow 1: "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to.. 4 Doctors 2012/11/08 Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, ".. Bury 2012/11/08 Why don't lawyers lie on the beach?Dogs would bury them... buried in sand 2012/11/08 What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand... Cards for the Not So 2012/11/08 ~ You were meant for me, perhaps as a punishment.~ I know how to push all my wife's button.. Funny Thoughts 2012/11/08 How come wrong numbers are never busy?Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "u.. Total:
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